So my house was broken into
11 years ago
...and they choked me and my sister and nearly pulled our hair out and robbed us and stuff. It kinda sucked.
They were armed with... a ballpoint pen. :T But we were caught entirely off guard, so... yeah. (I never saw it, but my sister was really confused when they waved it at her threateningly as they left. I just kinda wondered what that pathetic-feeling thing they kinda jabbed me with was.) The upside was my sister was so freaked out she forgot about most of our money! So we're not broke, and the robbers probably feel pretty jipped because they barely got anything. Meanwhile I was wondering "Man if they really gouge my eye out like they say I'm gonna have to call the optometrist and tell them not to worry about ordering a new left contact."
The police and their 4-hour interrogation to 2am was nearly worse than the break in, they kept trying to get us to admit to selling drugs or something and repeatedly asked me if I was retarded or mentally ill. I mean, I know I kinda jump around in explanations and don't remember certain things very well... but I'm not -that- bad. :T
Anyway yeah this is a lot easier than explaining it to all my friends one-by-one (And then forgetting half of them by the time I see them online), so yeah. Posting a journal about some police manner might be kinda faux pas but they'll never see or care and it's not like I'm ~*~popufur~*~ or on imgur and it's detail-light. (There's some other stuff I left out.)
So yeah that happened! I'm okay, but this house sure doesn't feel particularly safe anymore. :T Maybe I'll put a cool knife somewhere nearby or something. And actually start locking the doors. Yeah uh especially that last one. We take the dogs out all the time so I don't usually bother whilst we're still here... but this changes things. A lot. :T
So yeah I guess that covers it. @_@ Good night people! I'm around on skype or wherever if you want to poke me.
They were armed with... a ballpoint pen. :T But we were caught entirely off guard, so... yeah. (I never saw it, but my sister was really confused when they waved it at her threateningly as they left. I just kinda wondered what that pathetic-feeling thing they kinda jabbed me with was.) The upside was my sister was so freaked out she forgot about most of our money! So we're not broke, and the robbers probably feel pretty jipped because they barely got anything. Meanwhile I was wondering "Man if they really gouge my eye out like they say I'm gonna have to call the optometrist and tell them not to worry about ordering a new left contact."
The police and their 4-hour interrogation to 2am was nearly worse than the break in, they kept trying to get us to admit to selling drugs or something and repeatedly asked me if I was retarded or mentally ill. I mean, I know I kinda jump around in explanations and don't remember certain things very well... but I'm not -that- bad. :T
Anyway yeah this is a lot easier than explaining it to all my friends one-by-one (And then forgetting half of them by the time I see them online), so yeah. Posting a journal about some police manner might be kinda faux pas but they'll never see or care and it's not like I'm ~*~popufur~*~ or on imgur and it's detail-light. (There's some other stuff I left out.)
So yeah that happened! I'm okay, but this house sure doesn't feel particularly safe anymore. :T Maybe I'll put a cool knife somewhere nearby or something. And actually start locking the doors. Yeah uh especially that last one. We take the dogs out all the time so I don't usually bother whilst we're still here... but this changes things. A lot. :T
So yeah I guess that covers it. @_@ Good night people! I'm around on skype or wherever if you want to poke me.

Ell McKenna
~luke