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11 years ago
1) What's their name?
Bae (AKA Stab)
3) Do you get along with this person all the time?
Oh of course like I mean all couples have their little fights and stuff but if Stab and I ever have a disagreement we settle it like civil people and certainly don't try to stab our significant other to death
4) How old is the person?
He just turned 2 today
5) Has he/she ever cooked for you?
I think if Stab ever tried to cook for me it would consist of him letting loose a blood curdling "BRITANYYYYYY" and then beg her to go to Burger King so he can get chicken fries and then tell her not to get me anything because I hate him or something
6) Is this person the same age as you?
Yes we both just turned 2 today
7) Have you ever kissed this person?
lol only like.... all the time
:(
8.) Have you ever laughed for longer than 2 minutes?
I think so because one night all I did was change between shrek icons which were all various shades of the same sort of terrifying
10) Are you really close to him/her?
lol ya ;)))
11) Nicknames?
Bae, Stub, Steb, Bucky, Buckyboy, Sonny Boy, Black Angel
12) Do they have a nickname for you?
Snickerdoodle, Eurub, Eurby, Rubbynome, Rubbybome, Rubble, Rubby, Umbyboombobeurbob
13) Have you and this person been outside the country?
only TERRORISTS would voluntarily LEAVE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA GOD BLESS THE USA!!!!1!!1
14) Do you think they will repost this?
Yes we are both doing this right now I think
15) Could you live with this person?
;)
16) Why did you pick this person?
Because they just kept fawning over me like damn I would have felt bad if I at least didnt give them a chance. Also they appreciated my fine golden baguette and I got a feel for theirs.
17) How long have you known this person?
Ever since we met that fateful night on the Louvre
18) What's your favourite thing to do with this person?
Probably scream at them and make everyone else think we're actually fighting
19) Can you name one favorite memory with this person?
One time I watched him draw Stab X Eury stuff while we both listened to romantic french music and then smooth jazz immediately afterwards
20) Have you ever joint bought something?
We're planning on splitting the cost of a commission of our characters but we havent found the right artist for it yet
21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
Lol no because I'm not a fucking savage and I have the internet
22) Have you ever written a song with this person?
Sort of they wrote a song about me and one time we sang Destiny's Child together
23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
See above, also he stabs me a lot so that fits both I think???
24) How many piercings does this person have?
He has twelve nipple rings and also his pinky finger
25) Would you date this person's siblings?
He doesn't have any siblings you stupid fuck
26) Have you ever made something with this person?
We made a giant flaming cactus penis that spewed lava in Minecraft once
27) Have you ever cried with this person?
We both cried after watching Leon the Professional
28)Have you and this person ever got into a fight?
GOD STAB I HATE YOU
29) Have you gone skinny dipping with this person?
;)
30) Write something only they will understand.
Does Garchomp
31) What's something special you share?
Our saliva
32) What's the nicest thing they've ever given you?
A massive erection
33) Have you ever worn this person's clothes?
What clothes
34) What's this person's favorite food?
The blood of the innocent
35) If it was "freaky friday" would you switch bodies with this person?
Ew no god that'd be gross and illegal
36) Have you ever heard this person sing?
Yes but he didn't know about it except now he does
37) Do you and this person frequently get drunk?
Drunk on our LOVE
38) Have you ever stolen anything from this person?
His heart ;)
39) Have you ever gone dancing with this person?
We danced naked in the snow on our blood elves once so that counts right
40) If this person were a colour, what would they be?
They would be a dark color holding a knife THIS IS AMERICA AND ONLY TERRORISTS SPELL COLOR WITH A U
41) Whens the next time you will see this person?
~*In my dreams*~
42) Does this person have brothers and/or sisters?
Would have been nice to ask this before asking if I'd bang any potential siblings
no
43) If you could spend a day anywhere in the world with this person, where would you go?
Paris no questions asked
44) What are you looking forward to be doing with this person?
Sucking their d
45) What makes this person feel happy?
When I suck their d
46) Do you and this person talk a lot?
LOL WELL ACTUALLY *GLANCES AT SKYPE HI STAB*
47) Can you describe this person in one word?
Knife
48) If you were to make a film of this person's life, what would you call it?
Knife
49) Do you want to go out with this person?
Lol we're already going out get in line ladies
50) Do you want to be friends with them forever?
No they have cooties
51) What are your names?
Stab and UmbyboombobEurbob. Our OTP name is Stabbing Eury.
52) How old are you guys?
We are both 2.
53) Cool! What are your favorite colors?
Black is his and rainbow is mine. We have a lot in common.
54) What's your song?
All Star by Smash Mouth
55) What is your movie?
Shrek
56) What is an accessory you both wear all the time?
A headset because we're pale-skinned losers with no life and also we play World of Warcraft together so
57) How long have you been together?
Ever since that fateful night on the Louvre
58) What are your favorite animals?
His favorite animals are birbs and I like lots of things I'm really indecisive
59) Okkkkk, What are your hobbies?
He likes to kill people I like to stuff food in my face
60) Do you own any pets together?
Eachother ;))
61) What's your favorite books?
Who the fuck reads
62) Favorite bands?
idk he likes a bunch of metal stuff I like Celldweller
63) Are you in love?
lol.
ya.
64) Where was your first kiss?
On the Louvre
65) How you you hold hands? Entwined fingers or non?
Well sometimes I grab his junk
66) Anything unique about your relationship?
He kills people.
67) Can you guys sing?
Well I have a video of us singing Destiny's Child
68) Dance?
of the D's
Bae (AKA Stab)
3) Do you get along with this person all the time?
Oh of course like I mean all couples have their little fights and stuff but if Stab and I ever have a disagreement we settle it like civil people and certainly don't try to stab our significant other to death
4) How old is the person?
He just turned 2 today
5) Has he/she ever cooked for you?
I think if Stab ever tried to cook for me it would consist of him letting loose a blood curdling "BRITANYYYYYY" and then beg her to go to Burger King so he can get chicken fries and then tell her not to get me anything because I hate him or something
6) Is this person the same age as you?
Yes we both just turned 2 today
7) Have you ever kissed this person?
lol only like.... all the time
:(
8.) Have you ever laughed for longer than 2 minutes?
I think so because one night all I did was change between shrek icons which were all various shades of the same sort of terrifying
10) Are you really close to him/her?
lol ya ;)))
11) Nicknames?
Bae, Stub, Steb, Bucky, Buckyboy, Sonny Boy, Black Angel
12) Do they have a nickname for you?
Snickerdoodle, Eurub, Eurby, Rubbynome, Rubbybome, Rubble, Rubby, Umbyboombobeurbob
13) Have you and this person been outside the country?
only TERRORISTS would voluntarily LEAVE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA GOD BLESS THE USA!!!!1!!1
14) Do you think they will repost this?
Yes we are both doing this right now I think
15) Could you live with this person?
;)
16) Why did you pick this person?
Because they just kept fawning over me like damn I would have felt bad if I at least didnt give them a chance. Also they appreciated my fine golden baguette and I got a feel for theirs.
17) How long have you known this person?
Ever since we met that fateful night on the Louvre
18) What's your favourite thing to do with this person?
Probably scream at them and make everyone else think we're actually fighting
19) Can you name one favorite memory with this person?
One time I watched him draw Stab X Eury stuff while we both listened to romantic french music and then smooth jazz immediately afterwards
20) Have you ever joint bought something?
We're planning on splitting the cost of a commission of our characters but we havent found the right artist for it yet
21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
Lol no because I'm not a fucking savage and I have the internet
22) Have you ever written a song with this person?
Sort of they wrote a song about me and one time we sang Destiny's Child together
23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
See above, also he stabs me a lot so that fits both I think???
24) How many piercings does this person have?
He has twelve nipple rings and also his pinky finger
25) Would you date this person's siblings?
He doesn't have any siblings you stupid fuck
26) Have you ever made something with this person?
We made a giant flaming cactus penis that spewed lava in Minecraft once
27) Have you ever cried with this person?
We both cried after watching Leon the Professional
28)Have you and this person ever got into a fight?
GOD STAB I HATE YOU
29) Have you gone skinny dipping with this person?
;)
30) Write something only they will understand.
Does Garchomp
31) What's something special you share?
Our saliva
32) What's the nicest thing they've ever given you?
A massive erection
33) Have you ever worn this person's clothes?
What clothes
34) What's this person's favorite food?
The blood of the innocent
35) If it was "freaky friday" would you switch bodies with this person?
Ew no god that'd be gross and illegal
36) Have you ever heard this person sing?
Yes but he didn't know about it except now he does
37) Do you and this person frequently get drunk?
Drunk on our LOVE
38) Have you ever stolen anything from this person?
His heart ;)
39) Have you ever gone dancing with this person?
We danced naked in the snow on our blood elves once so that counts right
40) If this person were a colour, what would they be?
They would be a dark color holding a knife THIS IS AMERICA AND ONLY TERRORISTS SPELL COLOR WITH A U
41) Whens the next time you will see this person?
~*In my dreams*~
42) Does this person have brothers and/or sisters?
Would have been nice to ask this before asking if I'd bang any potential siblings
no
43) If you could spend a day anywhere in the world with this person, where would you go?
Paris no questions asked
44) What are you looking forward to be doing with this person?
Sucking their d
45) What makes this person feel happy?
When I suck their d
46) Do you and this person talk a lot?
LOL WELL ACTUALLY *GLANCES AT SKYPE HI STAB*
47) Can you describe this person in one word?
Knife
48) If you were to make a film of this person's life, what would you call it?
Knife
49) Do you want to go out with this person?
Lol we're already going out get in line ladies
50) Do you want to be friends with them forever?
No they have cooties
51) What are your names?
Stab and UmbyboombobEurbob. Our OTP name is Stabbing Eury.
52) How old are you guys?
We are both 2.
53) Cool! What are your favorite colors?
Black is his and rainbow is mine. We have a lot in common.
54) What's your song?
All Star by Smash Mouth
55) What is your movie?
Shrek
56) What is an accessory you both wear all the time?
A headset because we're pale-skinned losers with no life and also we play World of Warcraft together so
57) How long have you been together?
Ever since that fateful night on the Louvre
58) What are your favorite animals?
His favorite animals are birbs and I like lots of things I'm really indecisive
59) Okkkkk, What are your hobbies?
He likes to kill people I like to stuff food in my face
60) Do you own any pets together?
Eachother ;))
61) What's your favorite books?
Who the fuck reads
62) Favorite bands?
idk he likes a bunch of metal stuff I like Celldweller
63) Are you in love?
lol.
ya.
64) Where was your first kiss?
On the Louvre
65) How you you hold hands? Entwined fingers or non?
Well sometimes I grab his junk
66) Anything unique about your relationship?
He kills people.
67) Can you guys sing?
Well I have a video of us singing Destiny's Child
68) Dance?
of the D's
