Character meme thing derp
11 years ago
1. What is your name?
Its Kite, some people call me kitty because they think its cute. Because misspelling things on purpose is soooper kyute.
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Haven't the faintest idea, dragons have busy lives, not much time to wonder about things like names between naps on gold and more naps on gold.
3. Single or taken?
My dear little draggy boy siv has stolen my heart. Cant link his profile though, typing with claws is hard.
4. Have any abilities or powers?
Standard dragon things, being big and sexy and wing flappy and all that. Don't use them much though, they take lots of energy.
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
I'm pretty sure I'm not a girl with two first names. Tho some people get some preeeety weird ideas about me.
6. What's your eye color?
Red. Color has nothing to do with the rampant use of alcohol either, they're just red. Pretty neat.
7. How about hair color?
Black hat colored.
8. Have you any family members?
None that I keep in touch with. Its been a very, very long time. A very long time.
9. Oh? How about pets?
Depends on how nuts my friends get on a given night I suppose.
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Vegetables. Nasty texture, like eating wax, fuck em.
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Being lazy and laying on my hoard take up most of my busy day. But sometimes I shake things up and lay on it the other way. And then sometimes I fly around and pillage shit, and bring home more gold to lay on, and of course any lovelies that want to come along.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Jackass who gave me this big scar on my nose. That sword he used was at least 2 times his size. Or at least that's the way it looked when I skewered him on it, hard to tell cause of the angle. Big fuckin sword tho, what an asshole.
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
Oh tons, dudes die by the thousands before the might of my mighty gaming claws. Not one frag is safe from my grasp.
14. What kind of animal are you?
I am a dragon with a very spiffy hat.
15. Name your worst habits.
Uh...you do want to leave here before the end of the day, yeah?
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
You have to be pretty tall for me to look up, so not that often no. Tho my mate rides on my back a lot when we go places, so I guess I look up to him.
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
I believe in equal opportunity for everyone. Hopefully in this case, equal results too.
18. Do you go to school?
Do you have any idea how distracting a 20 foot dragon is to a learning environment mister?
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Marry yes, no kids. Cant stand the things.
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Fuckin I unno. People seem to like me okay, does that count? I'm running out of liquor here.
21. What are you most afraid of?
*grins*
22. What do you usually wear?
A well worn, black military cap. *adjusts it*
23. What's one food that tempts you?
Fucking burgers. Best little morsels ever devised by mankind.
24. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
I'm a dragon sleeping on a hoard class.
25. How many friends do you have?
Many, and they are very dear to my heart. Pretty much the only thing I value more than gold is a good time over drink and merryment and feast with friends.
26. What are your thoughts on pie?
I'd tell you if I ever left one laying around long enough for me to think about it.
27. Favorite drink?
Oooh we're at the tough question now. Hmmm. So many choices, I've sampled a lot over the years. I like to travel and try new things when my crippling disability of being a lazy dragon isn't keeping me at home. Honestly out of all the exotic things I've tried I have to stick with a basic whiskey and coke. Never a bad time for one.
28. What's your favorite place?
On top of this pile of gold.
29. Are you interested in anyone~?
More like everyone, heyoooo.
30. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
A lake. Have you seen the shit that swims in the ocean? Sides all that salt is no good for my scales complexion.
31. What's your type?
Someone who isn't a dick that expresses interest in me and isn't currently insane. I'm pretty easy to be honest.
32. Any fetishes?
*bigger grin*
33. Seme or uke?
Cant stand fucking ukulele music, so I guess seme, does that mean I get like 6 penises or something?
34. Camping or indoors?
Indoors. tho I do love being outside in winter. Snow is fun for big dragons.
35. Tag People!
I'm not even it, fuck off and let me get back to my gold and my booze. Damn uppity kids.
Its Kite, some people call me kitty because they think its cute. Because misspelling things on purpose is soooper kyute.
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Haven't the faintest idea, dragons have busy lives, not much time to wonder about things like names between naps on gold and more naps on gold.
3. Single or taken?
My dear little draggy boy siv has stolen my heart. Cant link his profile though, typing with claws is hard.
4. Have any abilities or powers?
Standard dragon things, being big and sexy and wing flappy and all that. Don't use them much though, they take lots of energy.
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
I'm pretty sure I'm not a girl with two first names. Tho some people get some preeeety weird ideas about me.
6. What's your eye color?
Red. Color has nothing to do with the rampant use of alcohol either, they're just red. Pretty neat.
7. How about hair color?
Black hat colored.
8. Have you any family members?
None that I keep in touch with. Its been a very, very long time. A very long time.
9. Oh? How about pets?
Depends on how nuts my friends get on a given night I suppose.
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Vegetables. Nasty texture, like eating wax, fuck em.
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Being lazy and laying on my hoard take up most of my busy day. But sometimes I shake things up and lay on it the other way. And then sometimes I fly around and pillage shit, and bring home more gold to lay on, and of course any lovelies that want to come along.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Jackass who gave me this big scar on my nose. That sword he used was at least 2 times his size. Or at least that's the way it looked when I skewered him on it, hard to tell cause of the angle. Big fuckin sword tho, what an asshole.
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
Oh tons, dudes die by the thousands before the might of my mighty gaming claws. Not one frag is safe from my grasp.
14. What kind of animal are you?
I am a dragon with a very spiffy hat.
15. Name your worst habits.
Uh...you do want to leave here before the end of the day, yeah?
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
You have to be pretty tall for me to look up, so not that often no. Tho my mate rides on my back a lot when we go places, so I guess I look up to him.
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
I believe in equal opportunity for everyone. Hopefully in this case, equal results too.
18. Do you go to school?
Do you have any idea how distracting a 20 foot dragon is to a learning environment mister?
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Marry yes, no kids. Cant stand the things.
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Fuckin I unno. People seem to like me okay, does that count? I'm running out of liquor here.
21. What are you most afraid of?
*grins*
22. What do you usually wear?
A well worn, black military cap. *adjusts it*
23. What's one food that tempts you?
Fucking burgers. Best little morsels ever devised by mankind.
24. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
I'm a dragon sleeping on a hoard class.
25. How many friends do you have?
Many, and they are very dear to my heart. Pretty much the only thing I value more than gold is a good time over drink and merryment and feast with friends.
26. What are your thoughts on pie?
I'd tell you if I ever left one laying around long enough for me to think about it.
27. Favorite drink?
Oooh we're at the tough question now. Hmmm. So many choices, I've sampled a lot over the years. I like to travel and try new things when my crippling disability of being a lazy dragon isn't keeping me at home. Honestly out of all the exotic things I've tried I have to stick with a basic whiskey and coke. Never a bad time for one.
28. What's your favorite place?
On top of this pile of gold.
29. Are you interested in anyone~?
More like everyone, heyoooo.
30. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
A lake. Have you seen the shit that swims in the ocean? Sides all that salt is no good for my scales complexion.
31. What's your type?
Someone who isn't a dick that expresses interest in me and isn't currently insane. I'm pretty easy to be honest.
32. Any fetishes?
*bigger grin*
33. Seme or uke?
Cant stand fucking ukulele music, so I guess seme, does that mean I get like 6 penises or something?
34. Camping or indoors?
Indoors. tho I do love being outside in winter. Snow is fun for big dragons.
35. Tag People!
I'm not even it, fuck off and let me get back to my gold and my booze. Damn uppity kids.
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