Okay, since it's both TF *and* TMI Tuesday... I'll ask a weird question related to both.

An evil witch casts a spell on you that switches the position of [body part] and [body part]! It could be anything from switching crotch and face to feet and hands. What would you dislike the least to be switched, and which would you dislike the most?

I had to think about that for a sec....hmmm. I'd probably have my cock and tongue switching and dislike it the least. I'd actually quite enjoy that lol. And the 2 parts I'd most dislike switching would be my arms and legs...that would be shit. XD

Since the Bal'Kar chooses to do so many different things to each person, what would the Bal'Kar use me for? Would I be eaten, turned into a tentacle, Bal'Kar'd? Or perhaps something else?

Im pretty sure you would want no less than the be fucked by dozens of tentacles until you start forming tentacles of your own until your a fully fledged Bal'Kar. Then you can seek out others with your new ability's.

You read my mind exactly <333 Maybe the Bal'Kar's a mindreader

What would the Bal'kar do with Equestria?

is that a place?

In my pants.

Okay, I've got one for you. If the Bal'Kar was real, and for some reason wasn't you, how would you want the Bal'Kar to use you?

Transform me so i am a Bal'Kar, Then i would be exactly the same as it it was me.

Good choice. That option is definitely intriguing, especially since it involves tentacle rape. Though I think I'd still prefur becoming one of your feeder tentacles.