FA+
Shop
Furry PSA: IRL is Not an Animu
17 years ago
So I'm travelling around the anus of FurAffinity, spidering through comments to find other artists and shit and I notice this disturbing trend amongst furries that makes me rage hard enough to write about it on the Internet for five minutes before making a delicious sandwich and moving on with my life accordingly.
This propensity that furries have of always acting like they're in a fucking anime or manga or some shit, fancying themselves to be that annoying bitch in the episode that always gets raped through their pretty frilly panties and screeches during so like a cat in heat. You know, those loud characters that constantly stutter due to their apparently being entirely socially inept and keep telling the person ineffectually to stop pleasuring them.
God, can't you just get fucked relatively quietly?
These furries leave shouts on pages like:
"*Blushes heavily* U-u-uhm... Hello..."
Yes, the person in question bothered to type out their stuttering in the comment or shout or whatever it was.
Here's a FPSA:
You are not in an animu episode. You are not about to be buttraped by the super sexy 'bishie' you're super secretly in love with. Please immediately cease and desist being dysfunctionally shy to the extent that you can't even fucking type something on the Internet.
Kthx sammiches nao
This propensity that furries have of always acting like they're in a fucking anime or manga or some shit, fancying themselves to be that annoying bitch in the episode that always gets raped through their pretty frilly panties and screeches during so like a cat in heat. You know, those loud characters that constantly stutter due to their apparently being entirely socially inept and keep telling the person ineffectually to stop pleasuring them.
God, can't you just get fucked relatively quietly?
These furries leave shouts on pages like:
"*Blushes heavily* U-u-uhm... Hello..."
Yes, the person in question bothered to type out their stuttering in the comment or shout or whatever it was.
Here's a FPSA:
You are not in an animu episode. You are not about to be buttraped by the super sexy 'bishie' you're super secretly in love with. Please immediately cease and desist being dysfunctionally shy to the extent that you can't even fucking type something on the Internet.
Kthx sammiches nao
I'm about to make a sandwich.
The second best part?
I only know one person in the world who can type stuttering without looking like an ass.
Fact.
I used wheat butts.
I hate having to go places. Almost as much as I hate anime and Japanophiles.
i got a good chuckle out of it atleast
least i think so X3
w-whats your fav sandwhich? *blushes and twinkles eye glitter thing that makes it look like i have a shard of glass in my eye*
plzdon'tkillme kthnx *nom*
hi ^^ uhm...I...I'm a shy little wuffy ^^ but I hope we can be friends despite that ^^
^^
^^
^^
YOU LOVE THAT SHIT
I'LL RAPE YOU
Ew.....
lol just kidding i wouldnt be caught dead typing/saying that. But seriously thank you :P
i especially hate when they mistype words to sound cute such as ''Teh'' or ''ish aweshome'' its childish and plain stupid....
"Y-Y-YOU M-MIGHT WANNA GET SOMETHING T-TO TAKE CARE OF THOSE T-T-TI-TICKS OF YOURS!"
That and when people sign their posts with their username
~rayvenredfield
):<
I also tend to not read what people write when they do that, or read it really grudgingly.
Your rants are always fun to read; especially since they are written well and have the prospect of sandwiches at the end.
besides, how can you stutter when you type?
As in, literally.
Oh right "OMGOZZZ you're totally right, i agree 1000% i hate them all, you're my hero."
There, I fulfill requirements now.
"If you want to stutter and talk so high pitched, LET ME KICK YOU IN YOUR NONEXISTENT NUTS!!"
So I'm glad I can read what the fuck I'm about to submit.
I also hate *sweatdrop* and *anime fall*
WTF. Come on. I stutter some in real life, why the HELL would you want to do it in typing? Its not cute and it's really, really frustrating.
I don't like you or your opinion on this matter.
My fursona though TOTALLY agrees.
You also reminded me of this idiot I knew irl who behaved like an anime character because she was so self-absorbed, socially-inept goddamn weeaboo. She used to jump and cling on people like those "super cute"-anime characters(She stopped doing that to me when I gave her my "NO"-face, thank god) and the worst was when we were eating in the school's dining hall and when I looked up, she had the food plastered all over her face, you know, like a baby that her mother had desperatedly tried to make eat from a spoon the first time in her life. I was absolutely doumbfounded.
In summary: if it's cute in an anime, it's not cute irl you idiot!
Also, I hate those furries who make sexual innuendo left and right and are all I AM TOTALLY INNOCENT or just the ones who act like life is an animu in general. the ones that do the "supercute" glomping and such. or use ^^ excessively.
I might as well take this opportunity to bitch about everything I hate about furries.
I hate it when furries act like their furry character during normal conversations.
I hate it when furries type out things their characters would say in a comment
i.e.
"MOONFLOWER: Oh *giggles* hi ^^
JACKSON: hmmmm... interesting"
I think the thing I hate most about furries is when they replace regular words with a sexual homonym.
A la
"Why knot"
"How cum"
uegh
I just
What goes through that man's head when he touches his keyboard
I mean, he could at least type something worth reading instead of a generic phrase or whatever
it's just
So baffling
YOUR NAME IS ON TOP OF YOUR WORDS YOU DONT NEED IT ON THE BOTTOM
good god.
zercompf-sanika.
also, lol at the 'two mates' thing.
pokchillaz
That is considered awesomeness in a can to me.