Have you ever gotten up to do something and then forgotten what you were going to do right away? Or said/heard something and then forgot almost immediately? Or read an entire page of a book and didnt take ANY of it in? Or put your dirty cup that you just drank from into the fridge and then go to put the milk/juice in the sink...? Or make yourself some food... AND THEN THROW IT OUT THINKING IT WAS THE PACKAGING. OR THROW OUT YOUR SPOON FOR SOME REASON. AND YOUR BOWL?

ME
ALL
THE
TIME

I have the absolute worst memory of all time... im telling you I could win a contest of who has the worst memory. ME. I DO.
or maybe just the most absent minded


I was sitting on the couch and I though "hmm i really want some hot chocolate!" so I got up, walked to the kitchen, MOPPED THE FLOOR FOR 10 MINUTES and then went and sat back on the couch.
...
and then
i was like
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO I FORGOT TO MAKE HOT CHOCOLATE NOW THE FLOOR IS WET"
















help me....