I've seen two pictures of Five Nights at Freddy's porn, and that alone is two too many (I'm sure some of you have been subjected to even more than this). Ignoring the odds that animatronics would in fact be very bad at any sort of rhythmic, smooth motions; ignoring that canonical FNaF robots were possessed by either a) demons, b) deceased fast food workers, or c) children, all of which cannot be described as "sexy"; completely ignoring that these machines just want to kill you; I present you this question:

Who wants to get laid by a couple of decrepit machines meant to entertain ten year olds and under, that smell like rotting flesh and pizza grease?

I suppose people get off from the sheer humiliation of it. But even then, we're not talking top notch porn. This is rip off porn, sort of like the C movies that try to boost their sales by sharing a title and basic plot with a movie that could actually afford to be advertised.

Why does it bug me? Because everything fucking bugs me; piss off. But, if you want a serious critique, it's because these artists could be spending their time putting emotion and feeling into their pieces, when instead they produce knock off pieces so they can get a bit of cash. Which is the consumers' faults as much as the artists'.

Anyway, I know what's going to be said. Harmless fun, some people like it, produce/consume whatever you want, artists gotta live.

Fuck you.

Valav out.