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Male and female traits of a person
16 years ago
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Indigo-Nightfall
Dudes!:
[ ] You woke up with a boner.
[X] You're taller than 5'5".
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch. (Anyone who doesn't at least hesitate is not a man at all, he's a grade A asshole.)
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[X] MEAT!
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed. (Only when I have a cold.)
[ ] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[X] You like dinosaurs.
[X] You love sports. Always.
[X] Video games are better than the mall.
[ ] Your curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public.
[X] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[X] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[ ] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[X] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
[ ] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[ ] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
Boy Score - 8/24
Babes!:
[ ] You get a period.
[ ] People say you're short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[X] You care about what you look like.
[X] You can cook and clean.
[X] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes. (Considering the climate, yes.)
[ ] You like to spend money with your friends.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[ ] Your skin is soft.
[X] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[X] Your mom told you about sex.
[ ] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack thereof.
[ ] You use tits to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[X] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Turtles, Star Wars and Ghostbusters. Action figures are still dolls.)
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
Girls score - 6/24
To be honest, these kind of memes always strike me as a bit absurd. Since almost all people are a mix of what is stereotypically considered male and female, these things come across more like something designed to make you conform to the stereotype for fear of being considered weird.
No matter how much % male or female you are, you're still 100% person.
The stereotypes can go fuck themselves. ;)
Indigo-NightfallDudes!:
[ ] You woke up with a boner.
[X] You're taller than 5'5".
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch. (Anyone who doesn't at least hesitate is not a man at all, he's a grade A asshole.)
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[X] MEAT!
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed. (Only when I have a cold.)
[ ] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[X] You like dinosaurs.
[X] You love sports. Always.
[X] Video games are better than the mall.
[ ] Your curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public.
[X] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[X] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[ ] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[X] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
[ ] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[ ] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
Boy Score - 8/24
Babes!:
[ ] You get a period.
[ ] People say you're short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[X] You care about what you look like.
[X] You can cook and clean.
[X] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes. (Considering the climate, yes.)
[ ] You like to spend money with your friends.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[ ] Your skin is soft.
[X] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[X] Your mom told you about sex.
[ ] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack thereof.
[ ] You use tits to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[X] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Turtles, Star Wars and Ghostbusters. Action figures are still dolls.)
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
Girls score - 6/24
To be honest, these kind of memes always strike me as a bit absurd. Since almost all people are a mix of what is stereotypically considered male and female, these things come across more like something designed to make you conform to the stereotype for fear of being considered weird.
No matter how much % male or female you are, you're still 100% person.
The stereotypes can go fuck themselves. ;)
