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Sublimate's wordthy meme
16 years ago
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Sublimate
(Somewhat) Serious version:
The portal of doom.
It was a windy sunday afternoon. I had just returned from my daily workout and was in no mood for nonsense. My uniform was green and I was dressed to kill,
wearing my FN SCAR-H rifle, Glock 19 and an old snub-nose .38 for good measure.
Upon opening the barracks door an ifrit suddenly jumped me from out of nowhere.
Initially I was surprised but one doesn't keep training for nothing, and I promptly retaliated by firing the SCAR point blank.
You don't mess with a rifle filled to the brim with hot lead and cordite.
Honestly, I don't hate surprise attacks, but I do find it to be annoying, especially on sundays.
Anyway, I digress, I told the ifrit to bloody well chill, oddly enough, the only reply I got was "No time, the entire realm of Hel is on fire!"
Surprise doesn't begin to cover it.
I sent the ifrit on its way and discussed plans with my officers for the rest of the evening.
Okay, not really a portal of doom, but hey, it's my story.
Next week I'll tell you about the succubus who appeared in my kitchen!
Jeez.
(Mostly) Silly version:
The pie of doom.
It was a rainy sunday evening. I had just returned from my daily alchemy session and was in no mood for nonsense. My hair was green and I was dressed to kill,
wearing my camos, apron and welder goggles (pushed up on the head) for good measure.
Upon opening the kitchen door a succubus suddenly jumped me from out of nowhere.
Initially I was petrified but one doesn't keep 'I will survive' on the mp3 for nothing, and I promptly retaliated by flinging my alchemical work into her face.
You don't mess with a pie filled to the brim with lemon and cream.
Honestly, I don't hate getting jumped, but I do find it to be distracting, especially on sundays.
Anyway, I digress, I told the succuus to bloody well chill, oddly enough, the only reply I got was "Help, help, my face is on fire!"
Surprise doesn't begin to cover it.
I sent the succubus on its way and played hockey with Jen for the rest of the evening (she won).
Okay, not really a pie of doom, but hey, it's my story.
Next week I'll tell you about the strange little critters who stole my left sock!
Jeez.
Sublimate(Somewhat) Serious version:
The portal of doom.
It was a windy sunday afternoon. I had just returned from my daily workout and was in no mood for nonsense. My uniform was green and I was dressed to kill,
wearing my FN SCAR-H rifle, Glock 19 and an old snub-nose .38 for good measure.
Upon opening the barracks door an ifrit suddenly jumped me from out of nowhere.
Initially I was surprised but one doesn't keep training for nothing, and I promptly retaliated by firing the SCAR point blank.
You don't mess with a rifle filled to the brim with hot lead and cordite.
Honestly, I don't hate surprise attacks, but I do find it to be annoying, especially on sundays.
Anyway, I digress, I told the ifrit to bloody well chill, oddly enough, the only reply I got was "No time, the entire realm of Hel is on fire!"
Surprise doesn't begin to cover it.
I sent the ifrit on its way and discussed plans with my officers for the rest of the evening.
Okay, not really a portal of doom, but hey, it's my story.
Next week I'll tell you about the succubus who appeared in my kitchen!
Jeez.
(Mostly) Silly version:
The pie of doom.
It was a rainy sunday evening. I had just returned from my daily alchemy session and was in no mood for nonsense. My hair was green and I was dressed to kill,
wearing my camos, apron and welder goggles (pushed up on the head) for good measure.
Upon opening the kitchen door a succubus suddenly jumped me from out of nowhere.
Initially I was petrified but one doesn't keep 'I will survive' on the mp3 for nothing, and I promptly retaliated by flinging my alchemical work into her face.
You don't mess with a pie filled to the brim with lemon and cream.
Honestly, I don't hate getting jumped, but I do find it to be distracting, especially on sundays.
Anyway, I digress, I told the succuus to bloody well chill, oddly enough, the only reply I got was "Help, help, my face is on fire!"
Surprise doesn't begin to cover it.
I sent the succubus on its way and played hockey with Jen for the rest of the evening (she won).
Okay, not really a pie of doom, but hey, it's my story.
Next week I'll tell you about the strange little critters who stole my left sock!
Jeez.
Oh well, the second went better. ;)