GUESS WHO SPILLED ALCOHOL ALL OVER THEIR LAPTOP AGAIN
11 years ago
Men get arrested.
ME
YEAH FUCK ME RIGHT?
GRAB THE FUCKING FOR LIFT, ILL BEND OVER AND DROP MY TROUSERS. ONE OF THOSE PRONGS IS GOING IN. CARRY ME AROUND ON THE LIFT ALL GOD DICKING DAMNED DAY. HELL, SHAKE IT UP AND DOWN, WHY DONT YOU? YEAH THAT'D BE COCKSUCKING GREAT. RATTLE ME ALL AROUND THE PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT.
Yeah I literally spilled a shit load of Jack on the backup laptop I had. Went and bought a god damned new one the very next day because fuck you.
So thats all my shit lost again. Dont worry, I BOUGHT THE FUCKING WARRANTY. It covers spills and shit. Also bought a big ass 32g flashdrive to use as a backup.
I have to download Photoshop again, not sure where from since Pirate bay is down now... but I'll figure something out. Got the drivers for my tablet, gotta test those out on this weekend. (my weekend isnt the same as for most folks, it moves around)
God damn, for a man as blessed as myself I sure get kicked in the nuts a lot. The nice thing about actually having a job is that I can tell Lady Luck to sit on a fat cock and shell out the cash to fix what she broke immediately.
For those of you waiting on a commission from me, at this point, I will offer a refund if youd like one. This is fucking ridiculous.
Otherwise bare with me and once I'm up and running again I'll get your shit finished first thing.
Welp... Gonna get fucking drunk now. Josh out~
YEAH FUCK ME RIGHT?
GRAB THE FUCKING FOR LIFT, ILL BEND OVER AND DROP MY TROUSERS. ONE OF THOSE PRONGS IS GOING IN. CARRY ME AROUND ON THE LIFT ALL GOD DICKING DAMNED DAY. HELL, SHAKE IT UP AND DOWN, WHY DONT YOU? YEAH THAT'D BE COCKSUCKING GREAT. RATTLE ME ALL AROUND THE PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT.
Yeah I literally spilled a shit load of Jack on the backup laptop I had. Went and bought a god damned new one the very next day because fuck you.
So thats all my shit lost again. Dont worry, I BOUGHT THE FUCKING WARRANTY. It covers spills and shit. Also bought a big ass 32g flashdrive to use as a backup.
I have to download Photoshop again, not sure where from since Pirate bay is down now... but I'll figure something out. Got the drivers for my tablet, gotta test those out on this weekend. (my weekend isnt the same as for most folks, it moves around)
God damn, for a man as blessed as myself I sure get kicked in the nuts a lot. The nice thing about actually having a job is that I can tell Lady Luck to sit on a fat cock and shell out the cash to fix what she broke immediately.
For those of you waiting on a commission from me, at this point, I will offer a refund if youd like one. This is fucking ridiculous.
Otherwise bare with me and once I'm up and running again I'll get your shit finished first thing.
Welp... Gonna get fucking drunk now. Josh out~
If nothing else, use the old hard drive an external USB drive and all your stuff will still be there.
I was under the impression It would be as simple ass getting the HD out of the old laptop and somehow hooking it up to my new one. But sounds like that may not be the case....
As far as computers go, I'm not the most savvy. Maybe compared to most folks I know what I'm doing but compared to people that actually work with computers Im fucking borderline retarded... Could you elaborate some on what the process for trying to recover data from the two nuked laptops would be?
Don't touch anything inside until you discharged any static electricity your body might have. Just touch a wall or something metal that's grounded.(including any innocent bystanders. ZAP!) XD
But take pictures. That way we will know what you have and not be guessing.
What is wrong with me?
Besides being an alcoholic.
Yay for the warranty though.
And I need to call the # to activate that fucker like tomorrow.
Usually a youtube video for getting the HD out of just about any laptop, too.
Like so: http://techfruit.com/wp-content/upl.....-toughbook.jpg
Fuck, maybe I should put some bloody plastic wrap over the keys hahaha
New toughbooks are pretty legit, performance wise, but also shockingly $$$!
Expensive eh? Not surprised. But hell, if they can run intensive programs well enough and are as durable as they seem to be made out to be, they may be worth it. Ive been planning on blowing a lot of cash on some kind of gaming laptop or desktop, I'll look into those and see if theyre a viable option.
Seriously, Whiskey is sacred.
If only I had uploaded my art to a cloud.
:^)
No lie.
Wait,what? They gave you a full refund? Even if it was your fault?
And yeah dude... its a really comprehensive warranty. 50 bucks, 2 year coverage for everything but a laptop that is lost or stolen. Its not the manufacturer warranty, its some company that is associated with Walmart. I need to call and activate it though, I havent done that yet because Im dumb and lazy.
Also, go grab that warranty!
I'm the sort of dude that gets more upset over the fact that he lost some of his drink when he spills on than over the mess I have to clean up.
Thats it though- no joking about me nuking this one. Dont jinx me!
Now prove me wrong you drunk asshat :P
I WILL.
wait....