Political onion: Humans are stoopid we should just let Hyeenas and Coyotes rule the world.

This isn't even political, it's just plain facts.

Civil rebuttal with emphasis on some common ground

Hyperbolic strawman of the motives on the other side concluding that anyone not on my side is against my interest

Attempted logical response, citing reliable sources.

Unnecessary third party response from out of left field full of ad hominems and accusation of OP being literally Hitler.

Undoubtedly fruitless attempt to ask newcomer to extrapolate their point using actual objective facts.

Ad hominem attack completely dodging the issue, implying OP is stupid and/or evil for not accepting the approved Group Think, which if said aloud would damage the eardrums of everyone in a twenty mile area from the high-pitched tones.

Years-late reply that accuses you of being a worse artist than Hitler, complains that OP was too civil, and implies that the other two commentators respectively have short eyebrows and long toenails.

Ok....
Why,? how? events that lead to arrest? Reason/justification?

& for k9

Why? How? And events that lead to the k9 being put down? Reason/justification?

& for both....are the actions defensible in court of law and not the “court of public opinion?”

*whispers "no."*

table flip

*full body keyboard smashing*

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"Philosophical and awe-inspiring." - Cumhuffington Post

*Respectfully declines, but offer M&M's as a show of good will*

Are these laced?

No... Well I mean, unless you want them to?
Could add some THC, and we can just vibe and talk about space.
No no I jest, they're fine...unless?

Bears beat battlestar galactica.

Colts beat Bears.

WELL THAT'S JUST YOUR OPINION :P

i read this post and shidded on my balls

I wrote this post while shitting into the porcelain void.

We should get congress to force Morbi to continue Poppy O'Possum.

We should petition Congress to send an entire cargo ship of coyotes to North Korea.

But no we should actually get them to put a gun to Morbi's head and get him to finish that shit. Have you seen the spoiler thread? It hurts so fucking much to look at, every single thing was the coolest fucking thing! Kit Darling is bae!

There's a spoiler thread? What, did they just... give up?

Yeah, genderless cloud bastard just floated away never to return. Here it be. https://twitter.com/i/events/121614.....058880?lang=en

Every April fools panel was full of spoilers, and every Mary Moonshine fan theory is true, even the contradictory ones and all at the same time.

Good grief, this is a bit of a mess. Also not big on fatalistic settings because I like to keep hope alive, and they're often depressing. (They also seem to be a favorite of atheists who don't realize how much of an edgelord they're being.)

Still some fascinating stuff. Too bad they couldn't actually keep it together in order to make something out of it. Or at least finish it. Though now part of me thinks that Poda was the author's self-insert avatar, being a smug bitch despite everything going wrong for her. =P

OBJECTION!

*strawman retort*

Totally pointless and useless comment reaffirming the opinion and strengthening the echo chamber.

*violently shits himself in response and lifts his chin in expectation of praise*

It's only because canines would look silly in handcuffs. Hog tying is just degrading, and causes most dogs to say, "Please just kill me." Also it's a solid argument that only dogs should be the arresting officers.

For some strange reason I find this argument's conclusion to not be at all questionable. I swear I have no bias involved.

For a likely stranger reason I completely believe you.