Hello, um... you things.... whatever you are.. dogs? cats? mantis men? erh, anyway, Hello! Cave Johnson here, your new boss! Well Temp, as part of a inter-demeinsial exchange program. See, the guys in the labs think it might be a good idea for me to spend some time running someone else's lab, and i couldn't agree more! I was tired of all the idiots at my place, always complaining about not wanting to test. That, and i was tired of being in a hole in the ground, it's nice to see some good o'l blue sky, am i right? of course i am.
Now, i have taken the liberty of having my guys "renovate" your testing chambers so they are much more sciency, and by that, i mean hard to get through. So, enough chit chat, everyone report to the test chambers and let's get stuff done!

*off mike* what the hell have i gotten myself into?*