Hello, my dear employees and scientists. The brand-new and sparkling year of 2016 is upon us, so I thought it was time to change our laboratory's logo to it's latest design. I know it may resemble a certain bank's logo, but it is still unique enough to be ours.

Now, it's been quite a while since we've had any thing happen around here. You can tell by the thick coat of dust on everything, and the fact that there hasn't been any macro incidents. Due to this, and effective immediately, I am issuing burst tests on all current employees. A burst test is to see how big you can be inflated. Pleased report to the multidimensional macro room for testing at your earliest convenience.