It's official, ladies and gentlemen... this is the beginning of the end and my dick has yet to begun to fight back.
Seriously, I spent the majority of the night yesterday with a "throbbing member" that refused to go to sleep. I was afraid I might have to sleep with a bag of ice to the groin, I think my penis has it in for me now. And I'm starting to hear voices, "You better not go to sleep or I'm gonna fuck you up boy!" I was up till 5 in the morning, thinking if I went to sleep I'd get another sneak-attack wet dream on my "unarmed defenses" like last time but only worse.
Aside the ice treatment and terrible hangover, I got up at 1:30 pm and left to attend a mandatory Sexual Harassment course for employees (get your mind out of the gutter) from 3 to 4 pm. I went to the pool for some swimming exercises afterwards, and got out at around 5:30 pm to get ready for work at 6 to 11 pm as usual. For lunch, I had Burger King (got to lay off the burger-junk) and I had a on-going "dinner" between breaks in the shift. I did some homework and writing, and now I plan to go to In-Service Training tomorrow from 7 to 9 pm; I might leave earlier to drop some paperwork and swim some more in preparation but not going to wake up no earlier than 1:30 pm if permitted.
I haven't "cream my pants" for now, and I plan to use tranquilizers for tonight so hopefully that works out for the better.