She Lives!

And I post something and FA snaps ...like old times LOL

lol ahhh the memories!

What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?

Elephino (HEll if I know)

A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender tells him that they don't sell pieces of string. The string walks out, ties himself up and, and ruffles his hair. We walks back in and tries to order again. The bartender responds with, "I just told you, we don't serve pieces of string here." The string looks back and tells him, "I'm afraid knot!"

You never let me down Kai, well played :)

Three nuns walk into a bar. The fourth one ducked in time.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba-dum ching.

Man who run in front of car is going to get tire-d
Man who run behind care is going to get exhaust-ed

I always like the 'walk into a bar' ones that end that way!