It's been hot here x.x hotter than usual. Like 70s-80s

Awwwww fuuuuck youuuu

Hhhhhh it was -20 all day yesterday. -40 with wind chill.

thats awesome. i want frostbite

Frost bite sounds like a misnomer at this point. Biting is foreplay, it should be called frostrape.

And hotter than Florida for sure

What does it take to be a coyote?

A decent bit of patience, some dry wit, and immaculate thighs.

So I hardly qualify.

hugs?

good to hear from you, at least yer lips aren't frozen together.

Yee I've not been too active on here aside from posting some commissions. Busy busy. My facial hair freezes often enough though, lol.

here's a question, i noticed your journal with "Allahu Akbar" are you muslim? or is that just there for lols?

It is definitely there for the lols.

lmfao

No, you misunderstood, he was saying, "All of you! Where is the snack bar?"

How much booze would a 'yote booze if a 'yote could booze booze...?

A half gallon of jack every 3-4 days.

......is water hard to find where you live? :P

Yes because ITS ALL FROZEN DX

Winter is a jerk. Cheers *clink*

Our friends jack and jim can always warm us up

Why are you such a faggot?

Because at a relatively young age I became a part of a community that exposed me to idealized depictions of homoerotic material almost daily and it caused me to develop a very strong taste for STEAMY HARD GAY SEX.

This fandom has a tendency to do that.

Ive noticed that it seems to happen pretty frequently. It used to upset me a lot when I was younger, but then again, I had some underlying homophobia back then. No clue why, I was never even remotely religious. But now I simply wonder if it was something that we developed after joining the fandom, or if it was an underlying thing that the fandom simply tapped into. Guess We'll never know~

Who knows? Pretty sure the furry fandom was influenced heavily by the GLBT and BDSM communities early on. I'd have to confirm it, but apparently it was first advertised as an "alternative lifestyle" thing, like being gay or into kinky sex (and you don't get much kinkier than sex in a fursuit). If true, this would explain a lot of stuff you see in it. But I think there's been some pushback, though it hasn't all been of the "Burned Furs" type. Some people just want a little decency in their fandom is all, especially since some of them have kids now that they want to share furry stuff with.

And I would continue these thoughts, but it's late and I'm liable to make a mistake here and offend someone. I think I'll call it here.

Why be a villain when you could be neutral or like...a sidekick?

Because building spaceships that can blow up planets and shooting airports full of Russian civilians to start wwIII is more fun than saving princesses from angry turtles or apprehending space pirates.

Plus, I look good in black. Huehuehue

Yeah true, I mean shit have you ever seen a good looking hero?

Idk, Thor was looking pretty good in the last avengers flick. Then there's iron man...

Yeah but iron man kinda did whatever the hell he wanted like a villain

Because iron man is the best kind of hero- he's a good guy but he's a really bad good guy haha.

So basically every character Liam Neeson and Clint Eastwood have played, ever.

See so you can be a hero, just a hot bad hero that wears black

I have no idea where that would fall on the spectrum that the geek fandom has developed. You know, like "Chaotic neutral" "Lawful evil" etc.

1 no
2 no
3 nope
4 "frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
5 "one sure mark of a fool is to deem anything that falls out of his or her experience as impossible."
6 any other day I would say no, but today I'm going to go ahead and say no."
7 yes but only if it's Tuesday, and you have brought your coat.
8 "if I told you that was a tedious question, would you know what I meant?"
9 Inshallah.
10 "what happened happened for a reason and could not have happened any other way."
11 "reality is a myth the universe is a hologram buy gold byyyeeee!"
12 sorry, the answer is a bit fuzzy. But on the bright side hindsight is always 20/20.
13 I'm filled with alcohol. How do you expect me to coherently answer that question?
14 I don't know, but if things don't turn out favorably blame Obama or Bush.
15 dude idk, isn't that kinda gay?
16 no, man. That's definitely gay.
17 error 404
18 forty two.
19 John Madden
20 just this image and no text or explanation. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons....._I_reading.png

How's your new goat bride?

She was delicious.

So you found out ISIS wasn't really your thing then, I take it.

It was going well until they decided to try to decapitate me for being an infidel.
I mean, I thought that was pretty obvious from the start, idk how they didn't realize that from the get-go.

How did you escape?

While I was imprisoned I performed a ritual to summon lord Carl Sagan.
His wrath was instantaneous as he obliterated them with science and rationality.

do you carry?

I don't yet have my permit for Minnesota, but you are allowed to open carry without one here. I wouldn't really bother carrying day to day around my town, but I would if I were going to either Duluth or Minneapolis.

do wonder if you have ginseng along with some good booze?

Ginseng? Nah can't say I do. I usually drink whiskey just on the rocks.

wonder if you like to fuck guys when you're drunk

Hahaha ummmm...

Generally no.
But sometimes absolutely yes.

I'm tempted to ask something pervy, but I can't think of much. Plus, I'm afraid it really will be TMI if I ask. =P I can never tell with you.

You never can tell, that's the fun part.
Go for it. Nothing ventured nothing gained huehuehue

Okay, fine. Um...

Any particularly memorable sexual experiences? Not like I'm looking for a Tucker Max story here, but y'know. Whatever you wanna share.

Once, actually. It was a very strange night. It was my freshman year in college, Halloween. I planned on spending it all playing Battlefield3 drunk as shit. Lady friend of mine just opened my door and told me I was going with her and her friend to some Halloween parties. I didnt have a costume so to speak, but I had plenty of camo and military gear on hand. Improvisation.

Long story short, because believe me, it's a LONG story... But we eventually drunkenly ended up in my dorm and fooled around with each other a fair bit. I woke up with her in my bed, and honestly I dont remember exactly how that happened. But I don't regret a thing. Everything was mutual, and to my own surprise, that night was one of the best rested and relaxed nights I'd ever had. I've been plagued with insomnia for half a decade now, but I slept like a baby that night and so did she.

We woke up, had breakfast and went about our lives as always. She dropped out shortly after and we sorta lost contact. Shame, she was a pretty awesome chick.

Sounds nice. =) I probably couldn't do the same without gettin' all angsty about it (I do believe in being chaste until marriage, so...), but I admit I wouldn't mind waking up to a beautiful woman for once. Bed gets cold some nights.

Oh it's understandable. I was kinda thinking I would reserve sex for someone who would be my partner for a long time. (I dont say marriage because that entails a ring and stuff) But eventually I realized I never intend to marry, so holding off on sex until I do so kinda... no longer makes sense hahaha

But yeah, I never realized how nice it is to wake up with someone you like until then. Gave me a bit of a new outlook on things.

See, now, that's the key to it. If you're not going to get married or even enter into a monogamous relationship of some kind, why be chaste? Yet there's all these people who seem to think that being chaste means you'll never have sex, that it dooms you to a life without it. And yeah, if you don't meet someone, that will probably happen.

But it doesn't mean it's a death sentence. Much as I want sex, I think I let myself put too high a priority on it. Part of that is society and part of that is my own choices. Could also be demonic stuff too, but that's only if you take a Christian view of things (I'm unsure if other religions also account for demonic assault/influence in daily life). And there are days I'd give away my sex drive if it just meant I could have a life-long companion to wake up to.

And no offense to God, but I'd really like that someone to have skin on. Touch is important to me.