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72 question meme that Im only doing because Im drunk
10 years ago
Men get arrested.
And avoiding the responsibilities I have because my job has me overfuckingwhelmed.
1. Do you snore?
Fuck if I know.
2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
The only thing Ive ever loved was family, and I'd fight for them harder than I can imagine, so both.
3. What’s your worst fear?
Failure. Loosing my job and having no future outlook. I have no official education, only some equipment operation skills. morals, but I never want to have to enter the drug sale industry, but I would if need be.
4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
The kind that refuses to look at the instructions.
5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
It has literally destroyed television. When I cant escape the autism of reality TV by going to History or Sci channel, it's dead.
6. Do you chew on your straws?
No.
7. Were you a cute baby?
Babies aren't cute.
8. Is the single life for you?
I just cant love. I'm 22, soon to be 23 and Ive never loved anyone besides family and friends. Love isnt for me. If I die alone, I wont bitch much. Love is evil. "Spell it backwards, I'll show ya."
9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black with white letters. But Ive nuked two laptops by booze spillage so for the sake of my laptop, myself and my friends, I may be getting a keyboard condom. Sky blue if they offer it.
10. Do you sing in the shower?
I do. Not much anymore because this house is so small I have no privacy. But when Im alone and showering I love to.
11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
Nope. I may try it someday. Freefall is an orgasmic feeling.
12. Any secret talents?
Well, arent those secret?
13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
Hanging with some family and friends in Martina Franca Italy.
14. Can you swim?
Uh, duh.
16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
Nope. I'd like to though. The previews were some of the most paralyzing I've seen.
17. Do you care about the ozone?
Of course. Who the fuck doesnt? I just wish the green agenda wasnt one that has been hijacked by people wo have invested their stakes in green tech that isnt yet economical.
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
I fucking hate suckers, so dont ask me.
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
Lol only a drunk person would attempt to say it backwards. Thats the reason its in the sobriety test.
20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Am I disassociated with normal folks because I think this question is fucking absurd? Ive been on more flights than I can count. Ive lived on two different continents.
21. Are you a single child?
Yee.
22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
manual. Fucking manual.
23. What’s your stand on hunting?
Neutral. Hunting for sport is kind of gross. Like, fuck you. You pointed a stick of metal and killed something by contracting your index finger. However, there are plenty of animals running around. If you whack a buck and make it into 6 months worth of jerky, amen brother.
My first cat was ripped apart by coyotes in California. I hated them for a long time. Lo and behold, fate decided no animal fit me better than a coyote. Ive no clue what that says what about me as a person.
24. Is marriage in your future?
Fuck
no.
I want some rings, but never on that finger. Love is a drug I'll abstain from.
25. Do you like your handwriting?
Its gotten better in the last few years, so its a meh on this one.
26. What are you allergic to?
everything. Especially tress and cats. I dont care. I love my cat too much to be bothered.
27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
To my parents earlier because theyre out of town. Besides them? Honestly I cant remember.
28. Is Tupac still alive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSPLOM9hwHs
29. Do you cry at weddings?
Ive only been to one. I was the ring bearer. I misheard it as "ring bear" and I outright refused to do it. Dear lord the irony is painful.
30. How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled and salted.
31. Are blondes dumb?
Some are, but not much more often than the rest of us. My hair is black as tar and I still feel like an idiot regularly.
32. Where does the other sock end up?
In sock-gnome land, where they buils massive edifices out of stolen human socks.
33. What time is it?
Dude, no
34. Do you have a nickname?
Bullets, OTBRM, Steel, Redskull, dude the list is biblical.
35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
http://puu.sh/g0AHh/fbd55af564.png
36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Car? On the way home from work. I work shifts so it waslast night around 8PM.
But I drive a vehicle all fucking night/day when on shift.
37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Lol well I usually take showers that are like 30-40 minutes in duration so... well I'll say showers.
38. Is Santa Claus real?
St. Nicholas apparently was. But when you're dead you're done, you die. So no.
But its a cute myth. Fuck the people that want to ruin this fairytale for us.
39. Do you like having your neck kissed?
*Shivers* uhhhhh <://3
40. Are you afraid of the dark?
Actually, I prefer it. It sounds weird, but over the past two years I've begun to develop a preference for the night. I fucking hate day shift when the sun is out. It makes the shift seem so much longer.
41. What are you addicted to?
Alcohol. Nicotine.
And the Internet.
But def alcohol. Its bad.
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
WTF is crunchy peanut butter?
43. Can you crack your neck?
It's ill-advised.
44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Yes. Damn near broke my ankle taking a fall down a staircase my freshmen year of uni. But I never dropped my cigarette
45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Once.
46. Is drug free the way to be?
Fuck
All of that.
Honestly theres nothing to rejoice in without some kind of substance involved, for me. Its not even fucking natural. Animals that have discovered mind altering substances actively use them. God put shit on this rock for a reason.
47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Ive slept through violent thunderstorms several times so I guess so?
48. What colour are your eyes?
Hazel/black. Its hard to seperate my pupil from the iris.
50. Do you like your life?
It's better now than it has been in a long time. I'm still a bitter, angry man, but I'm starting to suspect that that's just a part of my personality.
Regardless, I lost my best friend recently, and that hurt like hell.
But what I love is money. Money is power. Power to be with the people you love, and Im making plenty of it.
51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
Liam Neeson.
52. Are you psychic
Lol of course not. But sometimes I wonder. I seem to be able to predict peoples actions and decisions in specific situations almost like Im fucking clairvoyant. But I'll just chalk that up to being an observant young man in my early years. Behavioral patterns arent hard to spot.
Kill.
53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
Lolno
54. Do you play any instruments?
Used to play clarinet, and I played guitar a fair bit, but singing is the only musical outlet I really pursue.
55. Have you ever stolen money?
Not directly.
56. Can you snowboard?
I was able to a long time ago.
Now I stick with skis.
57. Do you like camping?
if I have access to the web and people I love to be around, yes.
58. Do you snort when you laugh?
Nah niggah.
59. Do you believe in magic?
Well, I don assume the supernatural is always fictional, but I'm hypercritical of anything that people claim to be not of this world.
60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
Absofuckingloutley. Women sure as fuck arent man's best friend. And men arent much better.
There is no living creature more loyal and loving to me than my GSD, Rick- besides my own parents.
I'd kill a man if they hurt him... and Im honestly not joking.
61. You believe in divorce?
Uh, yeah. People make mistakes all the time. If I had a dollar for every man Ive known that was too eager to jump into a relationship, I'd be able to buy Bill Gates' soul back from the devil. Its more tragic to watch a dysfunctional marriage persist than to see it end. God wills it FFS
62. Can you do the moonwalk?
Working on it.
63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
We all fucking do.
64. Is it cold outside today?
Its 22F right now, so this is actually a heat wave, and Im loving it. Usually its about -3 right now.
65. What was the last thing you ate?
Miso soup.
66. Have you ever been kissed?
Mmmmhhhmmm
67. Do you shop at American Eagle?
When I was a little fucking bitch maybe.
68. Favourite song at the moment?
Something fittingly dark given the loss of someone I considered my best friend- http://puu.sh/g0AHh/fbd55af564.png
69. Do you like your job?
It can be taxing with the long shifts, but I fucking love it.
70. Do you like your classes in school?
In college, they were eye-opening. I may not have enjoyed them, but they were good for me. Economics was a rough bitch, but bad bitches are the best~
71. How do you like your meat cooked?
Rare.
Rare.
72. Do you like these surveys.
I guess...
Okay its done. And Im drunk and sad. So later yalls,
1. Do you snore?
Fuck if I know.
2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
The only thing Ive ever loved was family, and I'd fight for them harder than I can imagine, so both.
3. What’s your worst fear?
Failure. Loosing my job and having no future outlook. I have no official education, only some equipment operation skills. morals, but I never want to have to enter the drug sale industry, but I would if need be.
4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
The kind that refuses to look at the instructions.
5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
It has literally destroyed television. When I cant escape the autism of reality TV by going to History or Sci channel, it's dead.
6. Do you chew on your straws?
No.
7. Were you a cute baby?
Babies aren't cute.
8. Is the single life for you?
I just cant love. I'm 22, soon to be 23 and Ive never loved anyone besides family and friends. Love isnt for me. If I die alone, I wont bitch much. Love is evil. "Spell it backwards, I'll show ya."
9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black with white letters. But Ive nuked two laptops by booze spillage so for the sake of my laptop, myself and my friends, I may be getting a keyboard condom. Sky blue if they offer it.
10. Do you sing in the shower?
I do. Not much anymore because this house is so small I have no privacy. But when Im alone and showering I love to.
11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
Nope. I may try it someday. Freefall is an orgasmic feeling.
12. Any secret talents?
Well, arent those secret?
13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
Hanging with some family and friends in Martina Franca Italy.
14. Can you swim?
Uh, duh.
16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
Nope. I'd like to though. The previews were some of the most paralyzing I've seen.
17. Do you care about the ozone?
Of course. Who the fuck doesnt? I just wish the green agenda wasnt one that has been hijacked by people wo have invested their stakes in green tech that isnt yet economical.
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
I fucking hate suckers, so dont ask me.
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
Lol only a drunk person would attempt to say it backwards. Thats the reason its in the sobriety test.
20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Am I disassociated with normal folks because I think this question is fucking absurd? Ive been on more flights than I can count. Ive lived on two different continents.
21. Are you a single child?
Yee.
22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
manual. Fucking manual.
23. What’s your stand on hunting?
Neutral. Hunting for sport is kind of gross. Like, fuck you. You pointed a stick of metal and killed something by contracting your index finger. However, there are plenty of animals running around. If you whack a buck and make it into 6 months worth of jerky, amen brother.
My first cat was ripped apart by coyotes in California. I hated them for a long time. Lo and behold, fate decided no animal fit me better than a coyote. Ive no clue what that says what about me as a person.
24. Is marriage in your future?
Fuck
no.
I want some rings, but never on that finger. Love is a drug I'll abstain from.
25. Do you like your handwriting?
Its gotten better in the last few years, so its a meh on this one.
26. What are you allergic to?
everything. Especially tress and cats. I dont care. I love my cat too much to be bothered.
27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
To my parents earlier because theyre out of town. Besides them? Honestly I cant remember.
28. Is Tupac still alive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSPLOM9hwHs
29. Do you cry at weddings?
Ive only been to one. I was the ring bearer. I misheard it as "ring bear" and I outright refused to do it. Dear lord the irony is painful.
30. How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled and salted.
31. Are blondes dumb?
Some are, but not much more often than the rest of us. My hair is black as tar and I still feel like an idiot regularly.
32. Where does the other sock end up?
In sock-gnome land, where they buils massive edifices out of stolen human socks.
33. What time is it?
Dude, no
34. Do you have a nickname?
Bullets, OTBRM, Steel, Redskull, dude the list is biblical.
35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
http://puu.sh/g0AHh/fbd55af564.png
36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Car? On the way home from work. I work shifts so it waslast night around 8PM.
But I drive a vehicle all fucking night/day when on shift.
37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Lol well I usually take showers that are like 30-40 minutes in duration so... well I'll say showers.
38. Is Santa Claus real?
St. Nicholas apparently was. But when you're dead you're done, you die. So no.
But its a cute myth. Fuck the people that want to ruin this fairytale for us.
39. Do you like having your neck kissed?
*Shivers* uhhhhh <://3
40. Are you afraid of the dark?
Actually, I prefer it. It sounds weird, but over the past two years I've begun to develop a preference for the night. I fucking hate day shift when the sun is out. It makes the shift seem so much longer.
41. What are you addicted to?
Alcohol. Nicotine.
And the Internet.
But def alcohol. Its bad.
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
WTF is crunchy peanut butter?
43. Can you crack your neck?
It's ill-advised.
44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Yes. Damn near broke my ankle taking a fall down a staircase my freshmen year of uni. But I never dropped my cigarette
45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Once.
46. Is drug free the way to be?
Fuck
All of that.
Honestly theres nothing to rejoice in without some kind of substance involved, for me. Its not even fucking natural. Animals that have discovered mind altering substances actively use them. God put shit on this rock for a reason.
47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Ive slept through violent thunderstorms several times so I guess so?
48. What colour are your eyes?
Hazel/black. Its hard to seperate my pupil from the iris.
50. Do you like your life?
It's better now than it has been in a long time. I'm still a bitter, angry man, but I'm starting to suspect that that's just a part of my personality.
Regardless, I lost my best friend recently, and that hurt like hell.
But what I love is money. Money is power. Power to be with the people you love, and Im making plenty of it.
51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
Liam Neeson.
52. Are you psychic
Lol of course not. But sometimes I wonder. I seem to be able to predict peoples actions and decisions in specific situations almost like Im fucking clairvoyant. But I'll just chalk that up to being an observant young man in my early years. Behavioral patterns arent hard to spot.
Kill.
53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
Lolno
54. Do you play any instruments?
Used to play clarinet, and I played guitar a fair bit, but singing is the only musical outlet I really pursue.
55. Have you ever stolen money?
Not directly.
56. Can you snowboard?
I was able to a long time ago.
Now I stick with skis.
57. Do you like camping?
if I have access to the web and people I love to be around, yes.
58. Do you snort when you laugh?
Nah niggah.
59. Do you believe in magic?
Well, I don assume the supernatural is always fictional, but I'm hypercritical of anything that people claim to be not of this world.
60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
Absofuckingloutley. Women sure as fuck arent man's best friend. And men arent much better.
There is no living creature more loyal and loving to me than my GSD, Rick- besides my own parents.
I'd kill a man if they hurt him... and Im honestly not joking.
61. You believe in divorce?
Uh, yeah. People make mistakes all the time. If I had a dollar for every man Ive known that was too eager to jump into a relationship, I'd be able to buy Bill Gates' soul back from the devil. Its more tragic to watch a dysfunctional marriage persist than to see it end. God wills it FFS
62. Can you do the moonwalk?
Working on it.
63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
We all fucking do.
64. Is it cold outside today?
Its 22F right now, so this is actually a heat wave, and Im loving it. Usually its about -3 right now.
65. What was the last thing you ate?
Miso soup.
66. Have you ever been kissed?
Mmmmhhhmmm
67. Do you shop at American Eagle?
When I was a little fucking bitch maybe.
68. Favourite song at the moment?
Something fittingly dark given the loss of someone I considered my best friend- http://puu.sh/g0AHh/fbd55af564.png
69. Do you like your job?
It can be taxing with the long shifts, but I fucking love it.
70. Do you like your classes in school?
In college, they were eye-opening. I may not have enjoyed them, but they were good for me. Economics was a rough bitch, but bad bitches are the best~
71. How do you like your meat cooked?
Rare.
Rare.
72. Do you like these surveys.
I guess...
Okay its done. And Im drunk and sad. So later yalls,
Whatever, it's not Nutella so I dont have to change my worship to try it.
When it comes to colored pencils however... I vote manual for the extra refinement. Disagree? You and Hunterr must be talking a prehistoric hand grinder -w-
Also, for getting a pointy tip on a color pencil, I have a sheet of paper next to my actual pic on my drawing board where I can grind the lead sharp again. Doing that always in a sharpener would eat up the pen in no time. I've already used up, like, ten black color pencils in the last few months.
I never -ever- waste tobacco. Could be a king and I'd still fall on my knees catching a pipe.
Liam is.... hhhhh
I'm not even that much into men IRL but I'd drag him to my bed in half a heart beat.
Hahaha that last bit? Rubbed off on me from some of my jarhead friends. "Kill" is sometimes used instead of ten-four or copy. I say the latter two at work constantly and I was drunk so I used "kill" instead. Wanted some difference in my vocabularly, but I suppose it would be incorrectly interpreted by most so it was not the best choice.
And yeehaw booze
Also d'evil stick.
i hardly read journals but your username was like IN YO FACE BITCH and i had to click.
Read both of ye and hunts posts, night was made
Stay awesome you crazy git
My username tends to... grab some unwarranted attention at times but hell, if it brought you to this journal I must have done something right with it. And tell Hunts that he's a big ol' faggy crazy git just like me, wahahah.
Fuckin' cheers