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Fuck Your Life!!!
10 years ago
God, people piss me off sometimes! So I just came back from the store to basically get rid of all my pocket change and bought a Snapple and some chips; and right as I'm in the middle of emptying my pockets and counting out my change, some bitch just pushes me out of the way and dumps like fifty pounds of groceries on the counter and makes me drop my change all over the floor...
Even the store clerk was like, "Umm, I believe he was at the counter first.." But that lady didn't care, she just says, "Oh, I'm sure he's just got the munchies or something, it doesn't matter." I mean sure, I smoke weed, but I hadn't smoked anything today... Even if I had been, why would it be worth pushing someone out of your way instead of waiting your damned turn like everybody else?
So while the store clerk is scanning her groceries and I'm on the floor scraping up my dimes and quarters, she rudely asked the store clerk, "Hey, can like, hurry it up? What's taking you so long?" In the back of my mind I was thinking, "Jesus Christ lady, now you're giving the store clerk a hard time? The world doesn't revolve around you, what the fuck is your deal?"
Finally, by the time the store clerk was done scanning her groceries, she says, "$54.98" and the lady pulls out a credit card and pays for her shit. Finally I was able to buy my chips and Snapple, and I was out the door in two seconds, ready to go home and put all that stupid shit behind me. But even after I left the store, that lady followed right behind me. At first I thought she wanted to apologize. Nope!
While the store clerk was busy bagging her groceries, this bitch had the audacity to ask me if I could help take her groceries out to her car... Which wasn't even ten feet from the door! Now normally I'm a very civil person, and I would've been polite about it and kindly said, "Sorry, I can't help you." However, this was not one of those cases. Needless to say, I lost my cool.
I flipped her off and said, "Fuck you! I ain't doing shit for you, you self-centered bitch!" So she scoffs and has this look on her face like I had committed blasphemy or something, then says to me, "Well God, you don't need to be so rude!" But I wasn't having it. So I said, "Look who's talking bitch, you couldn't even wait two minutes for me to count my fucking change before pushing me outta the way!"
So I continued to walk away and I heard her call me an asshole. So I shouted, "I hope you get beat by your fucking husband, you're the type of person that needs to be smacked around!" I don't know what she did after that though, she must've went back to the store to get her groceries. I was too pissed off to care. I'm not so pissed off now, especially since writing about it kinda helps me calm my nerves...
Moral of the story, "The next time somebody pisses you off, don't be afraid to speak your mind!"
I apologize if this is lengthy, and thank you for taking the time to read this...
Even the store clerk was like, "Umm, I believe he was at the counter first.." But that lady didn't care, she just says, "Oh, I'm sure he's just got the munchies or something, it doesn't matter." I mean sure, I smoke weed, but I hadn't smoked anything today... Even if I had been, why would it be worth pushing someone out of your way instead of waiting your damned turn like everybody else?
So while the store clerk is scanning her groceries and I'm on the floor scraping up my dimes and quarters, she rudely asked the store clerk, "Hey, can like, hurry it up? What's taking you so long?" In the back of my mind I was thinking, "Jesus Christ lady, now you're giving the store clerk a hard time? The world doesn't revolve around you, what the fuck is your deal?"
Finally, by the time the store clerk was done scanning her groceries, she says, "$54.98" and the lady pulls out a credit card and pays for her shit. Finally I was able to buy my chips and Snapple, and I was out the door in two seconds, ready to go home and put all that stupid shit behind me. But even after I left the store, that lady followed right behind me. At first I thought she wanted to apologize. Nope!
While the store clerk was busy bagging her groceries, this bitch had the audacity to ask me if I could help take her groceries out to her car... Which wasn't even ten feet from the door! Now normally I'm a very civil person, and I would've been polite about it and kindly said, "Sorry, I can't help you." However, this was not one of those cases. Needless to say, I lost my cool.
I flipped her off and said, "Fuck you! I ain't doing shit for you, you self-centered bitch!" So she scoffs and has this look on her face like I had committed blasphemy or something, then says to me, "Well God, you don't need to be so rude!" But I wasn't having it. So I said, "Look who's talking bitch, you couldn't even wait two minutes for me to count my fucking change before pushing me outta the way!"
So I continued to walk away and I heard her call me an asshole. So I shouted, "I hope you get beat by your fucking husband, you're the type of person that needs to be smacked around!" I don't know what she did after that though, she must've went back to the store to get her groceries. I was too pissed off to care. I'm not so pissed off now, especially since writing about it kinda helps me calm my nerves...
Moral of the story, "The next time somebody pisses you off, don't be afraid to speak your mind!"
I apologize if this is lengthy, and thank you for taking the time to read this...
If that lady had actually apologized to me, I would've happily accepted it. Until people learn to come to terms with their own faults and accept responsibility for their actions, they will get no amount of respect from me, period. I have my personal code of honor, and that code is simple; treat other people the way they treat you. When someone shows me respect, they will get it in return. When someone treats me like shit, I don't give a fuck who they are, I will do everything I can to make them feel the same way they made me feel.