On the way to work this morning, my car's transmission crapped out again. It has almost 300 miles (that's three hundred) so I suppose I should not be surprised. Wednesday, my computer had a stroke of some kind and I have not had a chance to check on it. So, I will be depressed and difficult to reach for the foreseeable future. Which deity have I pissed off and how do I mollify him, her, or it?