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Embarrassing TMI Sex Meme!
10 years ago
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yap
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Always best unplanned, anytime.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes.
5. How often? Lately?
Lately its been an almost daily thing. I've gone through spells where I won't do it more than once a week. I guess it comes and it goes. (Heh, I made a funny)
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers! Love me a loooooooong hot shower! I'll even sit on the floor sometimes like its a bath.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes, once in the bath.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes. Only time I've watched porn with other people was while cleaning weapons with my squad in Iraq. XD It was a joke that we turned it on for background noise while we worked but for some reason it became a running gag having a new porno that we'd critique while cleaning weapons after missions.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I'll take either as long as they tell me before hand which they're going to be. I hate having to guess.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
There are many types of love and unfortunately I think that word gets thrown around too often, killing its value for when its really meant. Right now I will say there are people on my friends list that I love but no one has my heart.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I don't think I've met anyone in my friends list IRL. Feels like I know them though.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, duh.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Ropes/bondage, edging (as in stopping in the middle purposely to prolong the fun), and Master/Slave banter.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope. My line is usually never crossed because there's only a few things that I absolutely am against sexually.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Hotel room bed covered with rose petals. My honeymoon/wedding consummation.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Weapon Vault at work surrounded by guns and shizz. XD
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes, lol, it was very embarrassing. It was my mom xD.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yup. Courgar snatched my butt up like I was a dead deer.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes
24. What's your sexual preference?
Formally bisexual with my dial turned towards hetro for the time being.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes. XD That one time I was telling you up a few questions ago.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
=^\\\^= I've got a Large Cole the Dane and a onesize-fits-all Natasha the Husky, both from Bad Dragon. I've also got a couple of different sized plugs and a pair of double ended dildo. I keep them all VERY clean, I'm kinda a but about that I guess but I have a big collection cuz they keep me out of trouble. XD What can I say? You ASKED remember? =^\\\^=
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I'm a total showoff so yes, there are pictures of me being very naughty all over the place I'm sure.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yas
-snatches the meme for use!- o uo