Then you should be ashamed of yourself. It is gross. It is GREEN, and it has ACA in it. That's ONE LETTER "C" AWAY FROM CACA. FOR. SHAME. >:C

BLEGH.

Anyways. Rant coming your way... I've always hated Avocadoes. From day zero. I think they're tasteless meat boogers. So much so that I just tell everyone I'm allergic.

So in Miami, Downtown Miami there's this place called "Zona Fresca" picture your generic Moe's or Chipotle except better. These guys make the bestest burritoes and tacos and enchiladas and quesadillas and tortilla soup ever. BUT.

Bitches. Get. Guac. For. Free.

So here's my day. Having a nice day, I decide, "Well shit, lemme get a nice burrito." so I go there, walk up to the counter, order up my shit. Called the Siesta Maker.
Grilled Beef.
Black Beans.
Grilled Green Peppers and Onions.
Brown Rice.
Sour Cream.
Pico de Gallo.
And Cheddar Cheese.
AND GUAC.

So, being a normal, thinking human being I asked for no guac.

Bitches made the most beautiful burrito ever. Covered in spicy red sauce and melted cheese(Enchilada style for an extra .50). Beautiful. Smelled amazing.

Get back to my post, chomp down. Guacamole party. GUACAMOLE PARTY. LIKE AN AVOCADO JIZZING INTO MY MOUTH, MAN. I NEARLY PUKED.

So like, yeah. Fuck Guac. :I