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Top Eighteen Things Said at the May 2nd Mini Golf Meet
10 years ago
18. "Formal golf - you have to hold your pinkie out."
17. "You ain't getting a quote off me!"
16. "They have name brand, off-brand, and off-off-brand."
15. "They all have crosshairs on them. Extreme accuracy!"
14. "Did it taste like food?"
13. "I've seen porn of what can best be described as an "abstract concept"."
12. "Kitty thirsty. Kitty hot. Kitty complaining."
11. "Your blue ball is better."
10. "Why isn't there a horn on this thing?"
9. "We've got to have a sick, nasty handshake, man."
8. "I'm not in the middle of any of this!" "No, you're kind of off to the side of it."
7. "I'm realizing a lemon doesn't help much with thirst."
6. "I'm playing with my hand now."
5. "I don't think he has algae in his ear."
4. "Am I not good enough for you to have a leg of mine?"
3. "I'll call the marlin "Clownfish" to be anti-Nemo."
2. "I would be concerned and maybe a little grossed out."
1. "I don't want to get anything on clearance from a fast food restaurant."
17. "You ain't getting a quote off me!"
16. "They have name brand, off-brand, and off-off-brand."
15. "They all have crosshairs on them. Extreme accuracy!"
14. "Did it taste like food?"
13. "I've seen porn of what can best be described as an "abstract concept"."
12. "Kitty thirsty. Kitty hot. Kitty complaining."
11. "Your blue ball is better."
10. "Why isn't there a horn on this thing?"
9. "We've got to have a sick, nasty handshake, man."
8. "I'm not in the middle of any of this!" "No, you're kind of off to the side of it."
7. "I'm realizing a lemon doesn't help much with thirst."
6. "I'm playing with my hand now."
5. "I don't think he has algae in his ear."
4. "Am I not good enough for you to have a leg of mine?"
3. "I'll call the marlin "Clownfish" to be anti-Nemo."
2. "I would be concerned and maybe a little grossed out."
1. "I don't want to get anything on clearance from a fast food restaurant."
