25. "You can store stuff in it, like mementos. And Mentos."

24. "These are the derpiest hangers I've ever seen!"

23. "There was a symphony of cracks in my back."

22. "I'm one of the worst eye-touchers."

21. "They're probably dead. I'll rip them off!"

20. "Oklahomo."

19. "I shouldn't be making a joke of a tragedy, but I had to."

18. "I'm either Superman or homeless, I'm not sure which."

17. "The only thing better than floor pizza is chair pizza."

16. "I'm terrified but it sounds great!"

15. "Hey, can you be my dad?"

14. "You take up the whole elevator with your dang tail."

13. "Wow, these trousers are good. I'm in heaven right now."

12. "I will feed you to a blender!"

11. "Elevator, you're keeping me from my booze. Why?"

10. "You do know what kind of artists we are, right? We'll just draw tits everywhere."

9. "Matter cannot be created unless you're squishing pizzas."

8. "Avocados are what happens when a plant tries to emulate an egg."

7. "That's all I'm going to say about oiling your dragon."

6. "Don't do it with pants."

5. "You guys don't pay me enough cotton candy for this."

4. "Quit trying to cop a feel of that sign."

3. "If you're a werewolf, don't let anyone touch your ball."

2. "The only thing you have in common with my mother is breasts."

1. "Foxes - they'll just rub dicks over any part of their bodies that's exposed."