it is not the crappiest place on the planet but I understand what you're getting at I care for you you better at least have one for fur con on that freaking continent

Yeah I agree it's not that crappy. You can have Christmas BBQ's on the beach in shorts! What's crappy about that!?

don't forget about flood season

Oh well flood season happens everywhere, not just the land down under. Every year parts of my county get flooded from heavy rains and snow melt. So that's not crappy about Aussieland, that's just crappy about the entire globe :V

same here but we got high ground they don't its flat why where do you live I live in Prince George BC Canada

Nah I live in Washington, a 5 minute walk from the Pacific ocean from my front door. We haven't been flooded by anything but our ditch but the rivers and delta's flood every year. And a couple months ago a couple bluffs became so saturated with water in town that landslides tore houses off their foundations and flooded an assisted living/recovery home. Sad part is... Our local hospital is on top of a bluff just like those that came down and it was only half a mile away from the ones that did.

yeah usually we get flooding too nothing nothing major but it damages houses and properties and stuff this year no flooding at all though Christopher we got a forest fire less than 20 kilometers from town actually as I'm speaking tu I got three helicopters hovering above my head they're trying to put out the fire worse yet Prince George is surrounded in small mountains so all the smoke from the fire builds up in town

My uncle lives inEastern washington he has to evacuate his home every year from forest fires, because he can't breathe the smoke with asthema or whatever he's got going on with his lungs. .. In short, the world is pissed, :3

yeah we're having one hell of a dry season here we barely got even snow here during the winter

sounds about right. We didn't even get a winter where I'm at. We went from spring to summer back to spring, to fall to spring again. Where I live in washington we get about 1 week of summer a year :P

trust me I'm lived in Prince Rupert it rains there everyday of every week every month average we get about 4 days of Sun in Prince Rupert I'm so glad we moved way to Prince George or is it here things are half decently normal

And here I thought it would be that all your animals have "deadly" or "acid-spitting" in front of their names.

Maybe we're not so different after all!

Though really I think this might be more a function of Americans not knowing how timezones work than you having picked a terrible spot on the planet.

Hence why I turn the volume of my iPad down to "mute" because I can't deal with the "DING!" Twitter messaging (wish they had a "disable tweet notifications between hours" setting).

There is a general DnD setting on most phones, I know Android phones have it.

now you know why i dont poke you on skype till late at night for me :P

Well Bal Kar start moving it!

Yeah I was going to say something equivalent of this.

Also, you guys have fucking scary 'piders.

Been there done that. I used to work in East Africa, I'm from Western Canada. As I was going to bed, my friends were waking up and then vice versa. I know your pain. Time difference was 13 hours.

Sowwy >.> *offers you a pillow*

DAMN YOU, SPHERICAL HOME PLANET!!!!

Yeah that sucks.
On the plus side, awesome accent! American accents suck, I should know. There's no music to our accents at all...

Give the Bal'Kar the ability to move high amounts of land across the planet!~ Please move Australia closer to the UK so I get to meet you!~

Yeah, I wish I could talk to ya more. D:

Look on the bright side. With so many friends in the states, should you decide to come for a visit, you always have someone to crash with. :)