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Top Forty Things Said at JUST THE FIRST DAY of GLFC 2015
10 years ago
You read that right. I only went to GLFC for one day this year, but I came home with FORTY quotes from you furries. Stay crazy, you wonderful balls of fluff.
40. "He's out in Colorado, getting high."
39. "You have very weird cat hearing."
38. "You're like a big, standing blanket."
37. "One man's runoff is another man's treasure."
36. "Whenever cats meow, they're always saying 'food'."
35. "Boy I was wong."
34. "Don't forget the special sauce."
33. "I made an arch out of an orange peel."
32. "Where'd that wiener go?"
31. "We made a giant metal thing that looks like a frowny face."
30. "I solved one side of a Rubik's Cube in suit!"
29. "I feel like my badge could be used as a weapon. It's really sharp."
28. "That tree is looking down at you in shame."
27. "You just made a noise never before made by a human."
26. "I once met a dog named 'Nonobaddog'."
25. "We need a period in there somewhere."
24. "Excuse me, tree coming through."
23. "I taste delicious!"
22. "I will give you peaches if you help me."
21. "I wish we had sinking sand. The news would be more interesting."
20. "I wanna get ducking frunk tonight!"
19. "I will like all of their stuff, even if I don't."
18. "Can you lay down like one of her French girls and let her draw you?"
17. "Something hit something and it hurt."
16. "I wanna LARP!" "Gesundheit."
15. "It looks like a tower wearing a sombrero."
14. "You caught it with your face."
13. "Why do you have popcorn kernels in your camera?"
12. "I'm so tired, I can't tell whether I'm having fun or not."
11. "You have to adjust your ass a bit."
10. "It was a gum commercial with an anthropomorphic slice of pizza."
9. "What con are we at?"
8. "What do they sell at a 'Bakery Thrift Store'?"
7. "Everybody thinks everybody is foxes!"
6. "He's such a basket of ass."
5. "What did you guys buy at the fur con?" "Balls!"
4. "Someone spilled booze on me. I've been christened."
3. "Is your mom the one who did the sex tape?"
2. "I didn't start drinking heavily until I found the fandom."
1. "Every time I see you, you're putting things in your mouth."
40. "He's out in Colorado, getting high."
39. "You have very weird cat hearing."
38. "You're like a big, standing blanket."
37. "One man's runoff is another man's treasure."
36. "Whenever cats meow, they're always saying 'food'."
35. "Boy I was wong."
34. "Don't forget the special sauce."
33. "I made an arch out of an orange peel."
32. "Where'd that wiener go?"
31. "We made a giant metal thing that looks like a frowny face."
30. "I solved one side of a Rubik's Cube in suit!"
29. "I feel like my badge could be used as a weapon. It's really sharp."
28. "That tree is looking down at you in shame."
27. "You just made a noise never before made by a human."
26. "I once met a dog named 'Nonobaddog'."
25. "We need a period in there somewhere."
24. "Excuse me, tree coming through."
23. "I taste delicious!"
22. "I will give you peaches if you help me."
21. "I wish we had sinking sand. The news would be more interesting."
20. "I wanna get ducking frunk tonight!"
19. "I will like all of their stuff, even if I don't."
18. "Can you lay down like one of her French girls and let her draw you?"
17. "Something hit something and it hurt."
16. "I wanna LARP!" "Gesundheit."
15. "It looks like a tower wearing a sombrero."
14. "You caught it with your face."
13. "Why do you have popcorn kernels in your camera?"
12. "I'm so tired, I can't tell whether I'm having fun or not."
11. "You have to adjust your ass a bit."
10. "It was a gum commercial with an anthropomorphic slice of pizza."
9. "What con are we at?"
8. "What do they sell at a 'Bakery Thrift Store'?"
7. "Everybody thinks everybody is foxes!"
6. "He's such a basket of ass."
5. "What did you guys buy at the fur con?" "Balls!"
4. "Someone spilled booze on me. I've been christened."
3. "Is your mom the one who did the sex tape?"
2. "I didn't start drinking heavily until I found the fandom."
1. "Every time I see you, you're putting things in your mouth."
So many meaningful quotes~