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Since I've seen positive feedback about Sergei on 
rftigermode's submission, I'm actively considering posting the story here again, low hit count be damned. Maybe I'll post the fantasy story I'm writing here as well.
NON SEQUITUR WARNING!
I'm a member of the MST3K group on LiveJournal. Last night, there was a post about MST3K cocktails. I know some of you watch me for the recipes, and that's fine. Here they are. Ignore the first four; those were done for laughs. When I get to the characters is when I start getting serious about the drinks.
* The Delta Knight: Ouzo, black Sambuca and mead, served in Collins glass over ice.
* Being from Another Planet: Equal parts Midori (or other melon liqueur) and green curaçao in a shot glass.
* Teenagers from Outer Space: Brandy (at least V.S.O.P.) in a Batman glass or similarly inappropriate drinking vessel.
* Alien from L.A.: Crème de fraise, Torani watermelon syrup (sugar-free, if possible) and milk served in a Dixie cup; proportions TBD by experiment. It should come out a hideous shade of pink worthy of the 80's.
* TV's Frank: Equal parts crème de banana, Amaretto, and gold rum served over ice with white chocolate curls on top.
* Dr. Forrester: 2 oz sour apple pucker, 2 oz pear vodka, 1/2 teaspoon sugar. Serve with a slice of kiwi on the glass.
* Pearl: 2 parts cinnamon schnapps, 2 parts apple vodka, 1 part half-and-half, served over ice, topped with Reddi Whip; enjoy with Chicken in a Biskit.
* Bobo: Scoop 1/2 cup of Chunky Monkey into a blender. Add 1/2 cup of banana liqueur, 1/4 cup of milk and a handful or two of ice. Blend until smooth. Top with slice banana, crushed unsalted nuts, or Hershey's chocolate syrup.
* Observer: 3 parts Hpnotiq, 2 parts blue curaçao, 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream, served in a chilled glass.
* Crow: 3 parts butterscotch schnapps to 1 part Goldschläger. Add Torani hazelnut syrup (sugar-free, if possible) to taste.
* Servo: 2 parts DeKuyper Cranberry Crush, 2 parts DeKuyper Razzmatazz, 1 part triple sec, 1 part apple juice; serve over ice. Enjoy in your underwear.
* Gypsy: 4 parts DeKuyper Mixed Berry Medley, 1 part cranberry juice cocktail, 1 part Torani blue raspberry syrup (not available as sugar-free). Top with whipped cream and a maraschino cherry (or a lemon drop, to better suit her eye).
* Joel: 3 parts DeKuyper Peachtree schnapps, 1 part gold rum, served over ice.
* Mike: 4 parts apple cider, 3 parts DeKuyper Peachtree schnapps, 2 parts gold rum, cinnamon sticks to taste. Pour all ingredients in a Mr. Coffee and let it percolate.
Of course, if you've never seen the show, then this means absolutely nothing. I have also never actually made any of these drinks myself.
rftigermode's submission, I'm actively considering posting the story here again, low hit count be damned. Maybe I'll post the fantasy story I'm writing here as well.NON SEQUITUR WARNING!
I'm a member of the MST3K group on LiveJournal. Last night, there was a post about MST3K cocktails. I know some of you watch me for the recipes, and that's fine. Here they are. Ignore the first four; those were done for laughs. When I get to the characters is when I start getting serious about the drinks.
* The Delta Knight: Ouzo, black Sambuca and mead, served in Collins glass over ice.
* Being from Another Planet: Equal parts Midori (or other melon liqueur) and green curaçao in a shot glass.
* Teenagers from Outer Space: Brandy (at least V.S.O.P.) in a Batman glass or similarly inappropriate drinking vessel.
* Alien from L.A.: Crème de fraise, Torani watermelon syrup (sugar-free, if possible) and milk served in a Dixie cup; proportions TBD by experiment. It should come out a hideous shade of pink worthy of the 80's.
* TV's Frank: Equal parts crème de banana, Amaretto, and gold rum served over ice with white chocolate curls on top.
* Dr. Forrester: 2 oz sour apple pucker, 2 oz pear vodka, 1/2 teaspoon sugar. Serve with a slice of kiwi on the glass.
* Pearl: 2 parts cinnamon schnapps, 2 parts apple vodka, 1 part half-and-half, served over ice, topped with Reddi Whip; enjoy with Chicken in a Biskit.
* Bobo: Scoop 1/2 cup of Chunky Monkey into a blender. Add 1/2 cup of banana liqueur, 1/4 cup of milk and a handful or two of ice. Blend until smooth. Top with slice banana, crushed unsalted nuts, or Hershey's chocolate syrup.
* Observer: 3 parts Hpnotiq, 2 parts blue curaçao, 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream, served in a chilled glass.
* Crow: 3 parts butterscotch schnapps to 1 part Goldschläger. Add Torani hazelnut syrup (sugar-free, if possible) to taste.
* Servo: 2 parts DeKuyper Cranberry Crush, 2 parts DeKuyper Razzmatazz, 1 part triple sec, 1 part apple juice; serve over ice. Enjoy in your underwear.
* Gypsy: 4 parts DeKuyper Mixed Berry Medley, 1 part cranberry juice cocktail, 1 part Torani blue raspberry syrup (not available as sugar-free). Top with whipped cream and a maraschino cherry (or a lemon drop, to better suit her eye).
* Joel: 3 parts DeKuyper Peachtree schnapps, 1 part gold rum, served over ice.
* Mike: 4 parts apple cider, 3 parts DeKuyper Peachtree schnapps, 2 parts gold rum, cinnamon sticks to taste. Pour all ingredients in a Mr. Coffee and let it percolate.
Of course, if you've never seen the show, then this means absolutely nothing. I have also never actually made any of these drinks myself.
