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Jurassic World: With Lots of People Short Review
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Just got back from seeing Jurassic World. There's lots of people in it.
....Lots of people.
The beginning of the movie set the tone right off the bat. The little kid runs straight for the doors of his room, longing to see the park in full view. I was sitting in my chair going:
"OHMAHGOD, THIS IS GONNA BE SO COOL! WOW! LOOK AT THE BUILDINGS!
Oh.
Look at the buildings. And mass crowd of people.
.....OH. "
Do not go see this movie expecting something as good as the original Jurassic Park. This movie, in a nutshell, was equivalent to Scream 4. It's not really a reboot or a remake because it acknowledges what happened in the previous films, but at the same time.......it feels like a remake. Or a soft remake, if I'm quoting Andre the Black Nerd correctly. Even that one scene with the T-Rex (y'all know what I'm talking about) seemed like she was Sydney from the Scream franchise telling everyone:
"DON'T FUCK WITH THE ORIGINAL. >:("
And that whole scene, in my mind, was hilarious because of that. XD
Christ Pratt is awesome. Bryce Dallas Howard is okay. The two kids are annoying as shit who slowed the plot down to a crawl--at least I liked the kids in the first movie. The dinosaurs are CGI, but after a while, you get used to it and they all look gorgeous. The bad guy wants to use raptors as weapons of war. Because why not.
That Indominus rex though? HOLY SHIT. That thing scared the crap out of me; a lot of scenes involving that thing were outright terrifying, simply because of how smart it is.
There was also a really touching, nostalgic, somewhat sad scene in the movie I won't spoil. Again, if you saw the movie, you know what I'm talking about. That actually hit me harder than I thought.
Great movie. Not fantastic. Not as good as Mad Max: Fury Road. Especially not as good as Jurassic Park. But it's better than the third movie, that's for damn sure. It's about as good as the second one, maybe a little bit more. And since I'm comparing movies, to me, I liked it as much as I liked Scream 4. Great movie, but doesn't live up to the original.
This film is a monster movie with dinosaurs in it. It's not a deep, scientific movie like the original Jurassic Park is. If you walk into the theater knowing that, then you shouldn't be disappointed. Rating's 7/10.
...Lowery is fucking amazing BTW. It's almost as if he's blatantly saying everything the fans have been saying about this movie.
....Lots of people.
The beginning of the movie set the tone right off the bat. The little kid runs straight for the doors of his room, longing to see the park in full view. I was sitting in my chair going:
"OHMAHGOD, THIS IS GONNA BE SO COOL! WOW! LOOK AT THE BUILDINGS!
Oh.
Look at the buildings. And mass crowd of people.
.....OH. "
Do not go see this movie expecting something as good as the original Jurassic Park. This movie, in a nutshell, was equivalent to Scream 4. It's not really a reboot or a remake because it acknowledges what happened in the previous films, but at the same time.......it feels like a remake. Or a soft remake, if I'm quoting Andre the Black Nerd correctly. Even that one scene with the T-Rex (y'all know what I'm talking about) seemed like she was Sydney from the Scream franchise telling everyone:
"DON'T FUCK WITH THE ORIGINAL. >:("
And that whole scene, in my mind, was hilarious because of that. XD
Christ Pratt is awesome. Bryce Dallas Howard is okay. The two kids are annoying as shit who slowed the plot down to a crawl--at least I liked the kids in the first movie. The dinosaurs are CGI, but after a while, you get used to it and they all look gorgeous. The bad guy wants to use raptors as weapons of war. Because why not.
That Indominus rex though? HOLY SHIT. That thing scared the crap out of me; a lot of scenes involving that thing were outright terrifying, simply because of how smart it is.
There was also a really touching, nostalgic, somewhat sad scene in the movie I won't spoil. Again, if you saw the movie, you know what I'm talking about. That actually hit me harder than I thought.
Great movie. Not fantastic. Not as good as Mad Max: Fury Road. Especially not as good as Jurassic Park. But it's better than the third movie, that's for damn sure. It's about as good as the second one, maybe a little bit more. And since I'm comparing movies, to me, I liked it as much as I liked Scream 4. Great movie, but doesn't live up to the original.
This film is a monster movie with dinosaurs in it. It's not a deep, scientific movie like the original Jurassic Park is. If you walk into the theater knowing that, then you shouldn't be disappointed. Rating's 7/10.
...Lowery is fucking amazing BTW. It's almost as if he's blatantly saying everything the fans have been saying about this movie.
But hey.
They're making a Halo 5. And probably a Halo 6. So I wouldn't be too surprised if I see a Jurassic World 2 in the next few years.
Also how did you LAUGH at that part? D: