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GREETINGS FROM THE DEAD!!
16 years ago
How are you all doing?
Internets still dead. However, we have an inkling how we can get internets for the time being. Nothing great; just something to get us through.
How am I on the internet now, you ask? Well, I'm currently residing from
chunksthemighty basement. She feeds me every now and then the leftovers. It's fun and they are tasty.
Thank you to all those people who watched me, commented on or favorited one of my drawings. I apologize about not responding. I am lame.
And that is my story.
Internets still dead. However, we have an inkling how we can get internets for the time being. Nothing great; just something to get us through.
How am I on the internet now, you ask? Well, I'm currently residing from
chunksthemighty basement. She feeds me every now and then the leftovers. It's fun and they are tasty. Thank you to all those people who watched me, commented on or favorited one of my drawings. I apologize about not responding. I am lame.
And that is my story.
OH YEAH, YOU SOUND BAD. BAD AS IN BAD ASS LOLOLOLOLOL
<3 <3
Then I'll spend fifteen minutes running through the street with it on my head fastened down by a USB extention cable (blue and sparkly kind) making sure that everyone knows that I am a freak with a heart strapped to my head.
Next I'll hit up the first french fry truck I find and INSIST they press an order of fries into the shape of an ice cream cone for me, full willing to bribe the serve monkey 20 dollars to do so.
The last fifteen minutes I spend with the heart I'll probably take it off my head and do my best to roll it around from one hand to the other over my shoulders without letting it touch the ground if I mess up; get it back in your chest with two minutes to spare, COLOSSAL HIGH FIVE TO GET IT BEATING AGAIN