Omg seriously needed this today... went out to the playground with Freya and we were having a great time laughing running around and "talking" to one another. While I was pushing Freya on the swings I overheard a group of "parents"(nooooo idea why they really were not paying attention to their kids buttttt whatever) talking about the Gay Marriage law thing... well... so... yah... I eavesdropped more. I heard one of the woman say "disgusting how dare that "black" president allow those types of people to ruin the sanity of marriage" another one said "I agree his wife and kids should leave him" still another one say "God, will punish all in the end so we should be glad we will see heaven and they will only see the pits of Hell" mind you this is at a PUBLIC PLAYGROUND!!!... by this time I am sooooo mad my ears are red with rage... I wanna say something but I stay quiet I decide to try to ignore the rest of the conversation(yahhhhh didnt work i continued to listen). A mans voice spoke up "really not sure what the big deal is, people should be happy no matter who or what their race or sexual orientation is, let the be able to sign a paper to prove it. whats wrong with it" they all seem to gasp in shock... I grinned...Another lady spoke up "Seriously hunny(guessing husband or boyfriend or she calls everyone hunny lol) if they can get married its like when the whites got rid of slavery it would ruin our county" ...in an instant I whipped around madder that a hornet you decide to swap at in July(noooo idea if that was a good metaphor probably not but whatever) .... I opened my mouth to yell at the "bitch" for what she said but then I took a deep breath and shut it... I couldn't.... I wouldn't say anything in front of all these kids... but then I got a great idea... I took Freya out of the swings and put her down to play she ran for the slide, I walked towards the group when I got about 5-6 ft away I then whipped out my cell(the still not working I use it for the time lol) I pretended that I had just gotten a vibrated phone call. I started talking "Hey Lovebug,*smiles* No no Im at the park with Freya you could never bother me sweetheart I love you.*blushes* Oh stop you silly thing *pause* Hows work? *concerned face* (by this time some of the group is listening) Oh gosh that's awful *giggles* You would cause trouble like that *shakes head sarcastically* well hey when you get off of work sweetie you wanna come over? *listens intently* No Freya will be asleep by then. By the way sweetie I didn't like waking up alone after what the night we had *ponders* well if you want you can spent the night at the house if you like? (now all the group is staring at me...judging me)*grins blushing* no dont talk like that im in public...*blushes harder* you dirty horny lil git *giggles* ok ill see you tonight my love...(then added smugly) and in the morning... *I then smiled to myself as I said)... I love you Jenny you are my whole world and I cant wait to send the rest of my life proving we are perfect for one another you are the most beautiful woman I have ever know and I so lucky to have you in my life. Bye my beautiful lover and soon to be wife Jen Jen.... It was perfectly planned... perfectly executed... and the reaction was immediate(and perfect). An open of outrage and disgust was plastered on all their faces. Then they gathered their kids calling to me "I was going to Hell"... I shot back "Dears now now... understand two things I'd be happy to go to Hell as long as you guys wont and second that "so called black guy" our President had no say in what Congress does it 2 different branches of the government you need to get some schooling... by the way if you arent gonna be open-minded why live in the most laid back state in the USA."... sigh I was happy to hear as they walked off we wont be coming back to this park since its have "gay germs" on it... I almost and i seriously mean ALMOST pissed myself.... Funniest shit I have heard in a long as time... Best day ever!!!