I'm actually serious. I may- although in a month or so- be able to open up commissions. With my dad's help, I'm going through all of my old shit and going to sell it on Ebay- things such as probably a few hundred pounds of Lego bricks, an old hobby-class RC Car, a few collectable action figures, and other stuff besides- but after that, what we're going to do is set me up a bank account. Then, a paypal.
So yeah, I may just open up commissions in a month or so. But the things is, I have no clue what the prices should be. Price by word count, pages, what? Give me some suggestions, guys. Also, would you commission me? I'd like to know- and perhaps, one day soon, I'll be able to start making money off of the thing I enjoy.