Those silly little questionnaires that I never do
10 years ago
I'm doing one. I REGRET NOTHING
GIRL CONFESSIONS
1. Do you sleep in your bra?
I used to all the time because I thought it was totally normal. I've since stopped, and MY GOD THE COMFORT OH MAN
2. Do you like noodles?
I do! Particularly rice noodles, mmm~
3. Do you enjoy drama?
HAHAHAHA NO.
4. Are you a girly girl?
Nope. Nope nope nope nope.
5. Small or large purses?
Depends. I used to think small, but now I've got a Handbag of Holding and it's the greatest thing since sliced bread THE THING CAN HOLD A TWO LITRE BOTTLE OF MILK LIKE IT'S NOTHING.
7. Are you short?
Hmm...Not really? I'm not super tall either, I like to think I'm about average height, maybe a little shorter.
8. Do you like somebody?
I like lots of people! Clarify your terms here, people!
9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
I do care I hate wearing clothes I've already worn :/ I don't know why I do, I just do.
10. Do you like Halloween?
What's a halloween? :D
11. Favourite time of the year?
Spring! It's warm but not blisteringly hot, and also it's when my birthday is so HA HA HA HA YES GOOD TIMES
12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Errr......I can't think of anything, I guess I'm boring. Probably in a converted tram for a school camp one night. (Not that we slept the whole night, we were evacuated middle of the night because of bushfires. Yaaaay Australia)
13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
No. But I'm sure given the opportunity.... (I'M LOOKING AT YOU :usernameWolfsiege:)
14. Is there any type of rumour going around about you?
-shrugs- I never know if people are talking about me.
15. Do you call anybody by their last name?
N-...No...?
16. How many guys will read this just because it says-Girl Confessions?
No idea. Probably none.
BE HONEST;
1. What colour is the bra that you're wearing?
Uuuuh....*peek* skin coloured. YAY BORING
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
Dark C:
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
No? Except my brother but I'm always frustrated with him.
4. Do you have a best friend? A Best friend?
Yaaassssss!
5. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Oh yes, but mine comes with a fun twist; Father, not boyfriend! Ta-daaaaah~
6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Nope. Weeeeellll okay maybe once or twice, but only briefly.
7. Do you like your life?
Eh, it's a living. All things considered, it could be a lot worse, so I like the good moments and roll with the bad.
8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Nope. Not unless you count the time I fell off a boat but we don't talk about that so sssssh
9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Guys, they are simple beasts and I relish not having to work out if someone likes someone else or is only pretending to like someone else and RAAAAARGH NOPE
10. How long have you had a Facebook?
Uuuuh....Five years or so? idk.
11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
Only ever playfully. Did punch a dude once though. That was a day.
12. What are your biggest fears?
Vomit. Yup. I'm currently managing a severe phobia and whilst it's getting better, I'm not sure I'll ever truly be rid of that fear.
13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Hasn't everyone?
14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Dude, I LIVE that way. It's either the one person, or it switches between anyone I think might be mad at me. idk. My brain is weird.
15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"?
Yup.
16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Sometimes. But the best times are when I have a bad feeling about something and then it turns out to be good. That's when the fun times happen. :D
17. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Sometimes, yeah! I'd be the best singer you just watch
18. Are you currently missing someone?
Yaaaaas
19: Who are you texting right now?
No one, I'm doing this and then I'm gonna put up some shelves. ....Fuck I really am boring.
YOURSELF...
01. Eyeliner or Mascara?
Neither unless I want to poke myself in the eye repeatedly.
02. Pink or black?
Black. BLACK IS THE COLOUR OF MELBOURNE AHAHAHH
03. Pumps or flats?
...Runners? I mean, pumps look hella good, but I can't wear them.
04. Skirts or pants?
Pants. Jeans. Awyeah.
05. Socks or leggings?
Socks :D
06. Hoodies or jackets?
BOTH. BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.
07. Heels or sneakers?
Sneakers, though heels look nice. But again, can't wear them for shit so nope.
08. Straight or curly hair?
BOTH. BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. AGAIN.
09. White or black?
BLAAAAAACK LIKE MY SOOOOOUL xD
10. Smoothies or lattes?
Mmmmyes smoothies
11. Diet or regular sodas?
Regular, but only on occasion :D
12. Water or daiquiris?
Well...am I thirsty, or do I wanna get drunk? That is the real question here.
13. Pearls or diamonds?
Sapphires :D
14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?
Who?
15. IPod or cell phone?
PC MASTER RACE i mean what
16. Friends or family?
BOTH
17. Lip gloss or lip stick?
Lip balm. Awwwyeah I've got one that tastes like cake batter it's so gooooood
18. Manicure or pedicures?
Manicure I guess? Only because my nails are strong af so do what you want to them idc :D
19. Tank tops or bathers?
Swimmers, you mean? Because how bout no to both I am too fat ahah
20. Big sunglasses or small?
BIG I HATE THE SUN
21. Sunglasses or purses?
Porque no los dos? (OL DEL PASO SONG STARTS PLAYING DAH DAH DA-DAH DAAAAH DAH)
IN A GUY/GIRL....
1. Funny or Serious?
Both. If you know when to be which, that is perfect.
2. Romantic or Daredevil?
Porque no los- (DAH DAH DA-DAH DAAAAAH DAH)
3. Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?
Light eyes. Blue or Green fo' sho' (:D)
4. Long Hair or Short Hair?
Hmm...either is fine, unless it's down-to-your-butt long. That is too long.
5. Curly Hair or Straight Hair?
Either
HEY LOOK I SURVIV- *dead*
GIRL CONFESSIONS
1. Do you sleep in your bra?
I used to all the time because I thought it was totally normal. I've since stopped, and MY GOD THE COMFORT OH MAN
2. Do you like noodles?
I do! Particularly rice noodles, mmm~
3. Do you enjoy drama?
HAHAHAHA NO.
4. Are you a girly girl?
Nope. Nope nope nope nope.
5. Small or large purses?
Depends. I used to think small, but now I've got a Handbag of Holding and it's the greatest thing since sliced bread THE THING CAN HOLD A TWO LITRE BOTTLE OF MILK LIKE IT'S NOTHING.
7. Are you short?
Hmm...Not really? I'm not super tall either, I like to think I'm about average height, maybe a little shorter.
8. Do you like somebody?
I like lots of people! Clarify your terms here, people!
9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
I do care I hate wearing clothes I've already worn :/ I don't know why I do, I just do.
10. Do you like Halloween?
What's a halloween? :D
11. Favourite time of the year?
Spring! It's warm but not blisteringly hot, and also it's when my birthday is so HA HA HA HA YES GOOD TIMES
12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Errr......I can't think of anything, I guess I'm boring. Probably in a converted tram for a school camp one night. (Not that we slept the whole night, we were evacuated middle of the night because of bushfires. Yaaaay Australia)
13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
No. But I'm sure given the opportunity.... (I'M LOOKING AT YOU :usernameWolfsiege:)
14. Is there any type of rumour going around about you?
-shrugs- I never know if people are talking about me.
15. Do you call anybody by their last name?
N-...No...?
16. How many guys will read this just because it says-Girl Confessions?
No idea. Probably none.
BE HONEST;
1. What colour is the bra that you're wearing?
Uuuuh....*peek* skin coloured. YAY BORING
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
Dark C:
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
No? Except my brother but I'm always frustrated with him.
4. Do you have a best friend? A Best friend?
Yaaassssss!
5. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Oh yes, but mine comes with a fun twist; Father, not boyfriend! Ta-daaaaah~
6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Nope. Weeeeellll okay maybe once or twice, but only briefly.
7. Do you like your life?
Eh, it's a living. All things considered, it could be a lot worse, so I like the good moments and roll with the bad.
8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Nope. Not unless you count the time I fell off a boat but we don't talk about that so sssssh
9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Guys, they are simple beasts and I relish not having to work out if someone likes someone else or is only pretending to like someone else and RAAAAARGH NOPE
10. How long have you had a Facebook?
Uuuuh....Five years or so? idk.
11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
Only ever playfully. Did punch a dude once though. That was a day.
12. What are your biggest fears?
Vomit. Yup. I'm currently managing a severe phobia and whilst it's getting better, I'm not sure I'll ever truly be rid of that fear.
13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Hasn't everyone?
14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Dude, I LIVE that way. It's either the one person, or it switches between anyone I think might be mad at me. idk. My brain is weird.
15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"?
Yup.
16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Sometimes. But the best times are when I have a bad feeling about something and then it turns out to be good. That's when the fun times happen. :D
17. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Sometimes, yeah! I'd be the best singer you just watch
18. Are you currently missing someone?
Yaaaaas
19: Who are you texting right now?
No one, I'm doing this and then I'm gonna put up some shelves. ....Fuck I really am boring.
YOURSELF...
01. Eyeliner or Mascara?
Neither unless I want to poke myself in the eye repeatedly.
02. Pink or black?
Black. BLACK IS THE COLOUR OF MELBOURNE AHAHAHH
03. Pumps or flats?
...Runners? I mean, pumps look hella good, but I can't wear them.
04. Skirts or pants?
Pants. Jeans. Awyeah.
05. Socks or leggings?
Socks :D
06. Hoodies or jackets?
BOTH. BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.
07. Heels or sneakers?
Sneakers, though heels look nice. But again, can't wear them for shit so nope.
08. Straight or curly hair?
BOTH. BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. AGAIN.
09. White or black?
BLAAAAAACK LIKE MY SOOOOOUL xD
10. Smoothies or lattes?
Mmmmyes smoothies
11. Diet or regular sodas?
Regular, but only on occasion :D
12. Water or daiquiris?
Well...am I thirsty, or do I wanna get drunk? That is the real question here.
13. Pearls or diamonds?
Sapphires :D
14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?
Who?
15. IPod or cell phone?
PC MASTER RACE i mean what
16. Friends or family?
BOTH
17. Lip gloss or lip stick?
Lip balm. Awwwyeah I've got one that tastes like cake batter it's so gooooood
18. Manicure or pedicures?
Manicure I guess? Only because my nails are strong af so do what you want to them idc :D
19. Tank tops or bathers?
Swimmers, you mean? Because how bout no to both I am too fat ahah
20. Big sunglasses or small?
BIG I HATE THE SUN
21. Sunglasses or purses?
Porque no los dos? (OL DEL PASO SONG STARTS PLAYING DAH DAH DA-DAH DAAAAH DAH)
IN A GUY/GIRL....
1. Funny or Serious?
Both. If you know when to be which, that is perfect.
2. Romantic or Daredevil?
Porque no los- (DAH DAH DA-DAH DAAAAAH DAH)
3. Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?
Light eyes. Blue or Green fo' sho' (:D)
4. Long Hair or Short Hair?
Hmm...either is fine, unless it's down-to-your-butt long. That is too long.
5. Curly Hair or Straight Hair?
Either
HEY LOOK I SURVIV- *dead*
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I am absolutely the same; drunk people and doctor's offices nooooooope
And granted, I am a lot better now than I was then, but it's still not a fun thing to have to deal with D: