"Dusts off my journals along with the rest of my FA". <---Still relevant. :/ DON'T JUDGE ME DAMMIT! <3

Stole this fine Megaplex Meme from this swell guy < a fucking year ago.

Arrival and Departure:
Arriving: Friday after 5/Until the con ends, or I'm kicked out of the hotel for buying too many Moscow mules a the bar.

Staying at:
Con Hotel (Marriott)

How are you getting there?
Driving from work with my buff <3

Room Share:
Suite Room: Me, and "Small room this year, totally ok with this."

Major Plans at the Con:
Let loose, hang out with friends, meet some new furs, go out with Cyril, Blaze, Izzy and the rest of the gang and get retarded.

Who Will I be with?
Rock bottom on the floor with a bottle in my hand.

Where are you most likely to be found?
Artist Alley, Dealer's Den, Party Suite "Our Room", dances.

Best way to find me:
Look for the blind kid accompanied by the half-blind dude with the nose ring "a.k.a" - .

Stage Performance:
Drunk and on stage while whoever I know is DJ'ing that night.

Drink:
If I don't have a drink in my hand any time at this con, then something is severely wrong and you should feel bad for not helping me out. :P

Smoke:
Vape daddy.

Hugs:
I like this idea. In suit or not. :)

Art:
I think i've spent enough on art the past few months.

Do you do trades?
NUPE.

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
How is this even a question?!?!?! Yes. :D *I've heard Moscow mules are nice."

Can I give you lots of money?
Heh, sure. :P No blood money, drug money or anything tied to it that may land me barred. Also, I accept Cheeto's!

Can I snuggle with you?
Umm...hmmm...errmmm...uhhhhh...

How tall are you?
5',9"

Are you nice?
I am mostly..sure let's go with that. I like "mostly." :)

Are you cliquey?
Nah, I chill with anyone, unless you give me a reason not to chill with you. RUDE!

If I see you, how should i get your attention?
Just shout "CRASH!"...everyone does.

Do you do free art?
...nope. I do free shots.

Will you take commissions?
Nope. I'll take your shots though.

May I ask you for a Dance?
Eh, maybe. "We can take shots before, yeah?"

What is your age?
I am a fennec which really means...I am immortal. I have no age! I AM ETERNAL!

What is your gender?
Penis.

Can I share or make conversations with you?
Definitely. "This is most agreeable and you should do this."

Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
I am taking by this guy grumpy wolf thing <3 5 years and still going.

What other cons are you going to?
Honestly not sure yet.

Can I take pictures with you?
Yes, either in fursuit or not. "Just not drunk please."

Can I do naughty things to you?
N to the O to the FUCK NO! lol