Megaplex Meme for 2015
10 years ago
Where are you coming from?
I live in Orlando, very near the convention center, actually - about five minutes away.
What day are you getting there?
I'll be available on Thursday to happily help my friends who are artists (who have lots of supplies and boxes and product to move into the convention center). If you are coming as an artist and need a hand, please note me here or let me know in stream. Otherwise, you'll probably see me Friday morning. (I don't bowl well, so I'll probably take a pass on that.)
What days are you going to be at the con?
Thursday (optional, see above) to Monday.
What are your favorite places to lurk at the con?
I will be hanging around the dealer's den, as that's where most of my friends are, but I'll be visiting a few panels, and you might see me working on my books. A favorite hang-out is the balcony over the lobby.
Who will you be rooming with?
My family, as my house is like only 5 minutes away.
How old are you?
Forty seven!
Who will you be with throughout the con?
Please see the lurk question.
What do you look like?
Six foot tall, white guy, slightly stout, black and gray hair, glasses.
Do you do free art?
I do give-aways of the books from time-to-time, and I'm working with Foxena on something, so check by her table. (She did the cover! She's awesome!)
Do you do trades?
Probably not.
Do you do commissions?
Nope.
Do you have an Artists'/Dealers table?
A tiny corner of Foxena's that she is graciously providing for me.
Do you do badges?
I own several, yes. I've been known to buy more...
What panels will you be attending?
It depends. If Fox Amoore does one, I'll go to that. I enjoyed the auction last time.
Are you in any panels?
Not this time.
What is your gender?
I am male.
How tall are you?
6'
Taken?
Yes.
Can I talk to you?
Yes! This is a time when I love to talk to folks, but I will warn you that I probably won't spend several hours with one person. I like to mingle, and you should, too! There are a lot of people at these things who are great to meet and get to know!
Can I get you drinks?
Nah, I'm good. I only drink unleaded, anyway.
Can I give you stuff?
I'll quote Gen on this one: If you wish, not necessary though!
Are you nice?
No! I'm a horrible evil narcissistic angry sociopath ultra-conservative who just wants to use you for his own evil financial gains and leave your hopes and dreams trampled in the dust as he chuckles at the sound of your pathetic lamentations!!!! Seriously, does anyone ever answer this question with anything but "yes" or some version of it? Look, talk to me and find out - simple as that.
How can I find you?
Ping my Twitter account hmseagle - it could actually work!
Will you be at the bowling event Thursday night?
Not a bowler - don't carry enough liability insurance for it.
Will you be dressed for the Megaplex theme?
I'll be dressed as a plain clothes undercover cop - like I do every day.
I live in Orlando, very near the convention center, actually - about five minutes away.
What day are you getting there?
I'll be available on Thursday to happily help my friends who are artists (who have lots of supplies and boxes and product to move into the convention center). If you are coming as an artist and need a hand, please note me here or let me know in stream. Otherwise, you'll probably see me Friday morning. (I don't bowl well, so I'll probably take a pass on that.)
What days are you going to be at the con?
Thursday (optional, see above) to Monday.
What are your favorite places to lurk at the con?
I will be hanging around the dealer's den, as that's where most of my friends are, but I'll be visiting a few panels, and you might see me working on my books. A favorite hang-out is the balcony over the lobby.
Who will you be rooming with?
My family, as my house is like only 5 minutes away.
How old are you?
Forty seven!
Who will you be with throughout the con?
Please see the lurk question.
What do you look like?
Six foot tall, white guy, slightly stout, black and gray hair, glasses.
Do you do free art?
I do give-aways of the books from time-to-time, and I'm working with Foxena on something, so check by her table. (She did the cover! She's awesome!)
Do you do trades?
Probably not.
Do you do commissions?
Nope.
Do you have an Artists'/Dealers table?
A tiny corner of Foxena's that she is graciously providing for me.
Do you do badges?
I own several, yes. I've been known to buy more...
What panels will you be attending?
It depends. If Fox Amoore does one, I'll go to that. I enjoyed the auction last time.
Are you in any panels?
Not this time.
What is your gender?
I am male.
How tall are you?
6'
Taken?
Yes.
Can I talk to you?
Yes! This is a time when I love to talk to folks, but I will warn you that I probably won't spend several hours with one person. I like to mingle, and you should, too! There are a lot of people at these things who are great to meet and get to know!
Can I get you drinks?
Nah, I'm good. I only drink unleaded, anyway.
Can I give you stuff?
I'll quote Gen on this one: If you wish, not necessary though!
Are you nice?
No! I'm a horrible evil narcissistic angry sociopath ultra-conservative who just wants to use you for his own evil financial gains and leave your hopes and dreams trampled in the dust as he chuckles at the sound of your pathetic lamentations!!!! Seriously, does anyone ever answer this question with anything but "yes" or some version of it? Look, talk to me and find out - simple as that.
How can I find you?
Ping my Twitter account hmseagle - it could actually work!
Will you be at the bowling event Thursday night?
Not a bowler - don't carry enough liability insurance for it.
Will you be dressed for the Megaplex theme?
I'll be dressed as a plain clothes undercover cop - like I do every day.
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