34. "Reverse Jenga!"

33. "This is starting to feel heavy on my head."

32. "The plant wants a nibble, too."

31. "At least you're not going around licking people."

30. "Famous last words: 'We got this'."

29. "Sounds like the slogan for a Pokemon rental place - 'Gotta try em all'!"

28. "You sure that's not a euphemism?"

27. "It wasn't that hilarious, it was actually rather painful."

26. "You appear to have extensive bodily harm."

25. "Are geckos tasty?"

24. "He's extorting points out of me."

23. "You're acting like I care."

22. "You take, like, 8,000 selfies a day."

21. "You can nurture him all you want."

20. "I'm not, like, female-like."

19. "Why would I take my shorts off?"

18. "Dude, that turtle is checking out your butt."

17. "Why's this tractor so sticky?"

16. "You guys can't be fighting - you're on a loveseat, aren't you?

15. "I'm feeling a lot of blue girly rage over here."

14. "Your BMI is within my specific parameters."

13. "Ever since we've gone sexual with that one thing, it's been sexual ever since."

12. "Who blew an elephant?"

11. "I play dead very well."

10. "I'm suddenly fearing for my life."

9. "Don't worry, the worst that will happen is you'll get a golf ball in your face."

8. "Try not to die - that's the goal here."

7. "Where do you want to get licked?"

6. "This could get much, much worse before it gets any better."

5. "I'm sorry that your face got in the way of my fist."

4. "Give them to me, I'll lick them for you."

3. "Suddenly this became a threesome."

2. "You pulled a puma out of your ass?"

1. "I'm naked, alone in the woods, and I'm not enjoying myself."



...you guys talked about licking a lot tonight... x3