So, let me try my very first meme.

Where are you staying?
Estrel

Means of transportation?
Car initially, public transportation afterwards

Days I'll be there:
6 days, I am early arrival

Sharing a room with:
My lovely wife  isuna

What is your gender?
Male, both in mind body

Relationship Status:
Happily Married!

How old are you?
5000-something years. It gets blurry, when I don't look at the calendar.

What suit(s) will you have?
None sadly. A suit depicting Karmal to my satisfaction would need a few professionals and half a dozen grand in cash. I cannot afford that :)

Will you be suiting?
For the lack of a suit, no

Which languages do you speak?
German fluently
English fluently
I can understand polish, but haven't spoken it in a decade

Where will you be most of the time during EF?
Dealers Den and Art show quite a bit, since Isuna has a desk at the dealer's den. And I will probably visit quite a few workshops. In the evenings I might be ... anywhere really. Probably close to friends.

Who will you be with?
Quite a few people, but mostly  isuna  ruki  djakuma  mirri and if they are there  salapi and  wux

Do you do free art?
Uhm ... well ... uh ... no. My art is either storytelling or roleplaying and I don't give it away for free ^.^

Do you do commissions?
Haven't done one in a long time. And mostly nobody could afford me. Not because I am that great, but rather because I would have to charge tremendously, since my spare time is extremely limited.

Can I dance with you?
Even Aphrodite couldn't dance with me ... because I do not dance.

Can I touch you?
Not without asking, no.

Can I talk to you?
Of course ^.^

Can I hug you?
Only if we already know each other :)

Can I take photos of you/with you?
Why ... would you want ... to do that ? ^O.o^ Well, I guess.

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Gladly ... non-alcoholic though. Give me an Ipanema and I will give you a smile and a dirty story

Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Never smoke ... and Alcohol is very rare and highly controlled. Might have some fun on the last evening though.

Can I give you lots of money?
Only if there is a good reason for it. Otherwise I would be too suspicious ^.^

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Not if you haven't done so already.

Can we hang out?
Well ... I do tend to make new acquaintances every EF, so might very well happen but most of my time will be focused on my friends.

Are you nice?
Extrordinarily so! And remarkably modest to top it off ^.^

How can I find you at the con?
Look for a pair of green glowing eyes, quite possibly on a t-shirt even.

Can we go out for a dinner?
If the last Eurofurences are any indicator, then no, every evening will be taken ^.^''

Are you buying art?
Oh yes ... sketches mostly and maybe I will finally on bid something too.

What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
Sadly the answer is: That I probably won't have the time for any kind of deeper relationship, even if I like you, just becasue I barely have the necessary time for the people I already care for. So ... keep that in mind.

What is the best way to contact you?
Well ... kneeling would be nice. (I am kidding)

May I kidnap you to my room?
I will pretend I didn't hear that question ^<>.<>^

Last time/last con/last meet/last chat we talked so much and now you forgot my name? Why???
Because my memory is actually horrible.

Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
No ... and no. Something amazing would need to happen for this to change.

I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
Ask anything you desire.

What are your goals at the con this year?
Enjoy the time with my friends, good food, get a load of art and sketches, visit some panels and just have a blast overall :)