Kansas:
All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival. (Lawrence)
Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined. (Wichita)
Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air. (Wichita)
Dead chickens may not be hauled across Kansas Avenue. (Topeka)
Don’t get carried away in the city parks. (Wichita)
Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. (Derby)
Hopefully everyone in the city has a trash can, because dumping their waste in a city pool is against the law. (Wichita)
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
It is against the law to leave your car running unattended. (Salina)
It is illegal to drive one’s car through a parade. (Topeka)
It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk. (Dodge City)
It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building. (Derby)
Many cities have laws to force citizens to keep their yards in decent shape. (Topeka)
Musical car horns are banned. (Russell)
No matter how nice it may be, a pet Pit Bull is not allowed within the city limits. (Topeka)
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
No one may scream at a haunted house. (Topeka)
No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. (Topeka)
No one may wear a bee in their hat. (Lawrence)
One can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone. (Wichita)
One may not picket a funeral. (Overland Park)
One must get a permit from the city if they wish to take dirt from the airport. (Wichita)
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
Persons may not “screech” their tires while driving. (Derby)
Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
Riding an animal down any road is against the law. (Derby)
Snowball fights are illegal. (Topeka)
Spitting on sidewalks is expressing forbidden. (Topeka)
The installation of bathtubs is prohibited. (Topeka)
The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
The ‘Wild West’ is long gone it seems, for driving your herd of cattle through this town is now outlawed. (Topeka)