12. "Personally, I think he's compensating."

11. "That's a lot of pencil erasers."

10. "Okay, I read that as 'spooge-a-listic'."

9. "Couldn't afford more than a color and a half."

8. "I thought those were dice until you put them in your mouth and I was confused."

7. "Now I remember why I don't play with you."

6. "That's a very sad looking cherry."

5. "I laughed and felt bad for him. But I still laughed."

4. "There's a lot about this that can be considered 'not normal'."

3. "That's not the weirdest thing that's been on the floor here."

2. "I guess somebody thought this was racist."

1. "Please stop rubbing his nipple."