Just have the browser developers program a big red button in one of the corners that goes off and count down to when the browser will auto close once it detects one of these moments.
like the breathalyzer thingies they put in cars so you can't start if drunk, so like, you go to open your browser and it's like "booop- your ass is drunk, go play video games instead"
The internet would be much more useful with much more accurate results.
trust me not a bad thing :U
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BTW, what inspired this?
cats are amazing...I have four silly ones... I am the crazy cat lady.
BTW, our silly cat: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3814351/