25. "I wonder how many times that mistake will be made today."

24. "This sidewalk has 100% more side."

23. "I can have as much cheese as I want!"

22. "Tacos and yoga - that's the perfect combination."

21. "I'm making sure I'm not knocking out a kid."

20. "Your purple hair is getting all over me."

19. "It says 'No Parking,' not 'No Barking."

18. "I'm tempted to run down there, grab it, and take a picture with it."

17. "I'm going to sit in the triangle for a little bit."

16. "I need a new battleaxe. I don't know why, I just do."

15. "I passed out on the escalator and fell backwards onto somebody else."

14. "The power of shut the fuck up compels you."

13. "Hey, will you take a picture with our house plant?"

12. "What happened to your face? It looks like a crime scene."

11. "Where are we going? Will there be tacos?"

10. "God damn it, I can't get mad at you for that."

9. "We need you to squat!"

8. "It's scary out there - there are humans!"

7. "Why's there so many weird people dressed up as weird things?"

6. "That's like the ultimate horrible thing."

5. "I want to smell all of you."

4. "Seeing a dragon on a pole gives me so many thoughts, I'm not even gonna go there."

3. "Some people love it, others are just terrified."

2. "I've been doing it with everyone. It's not a problem."

1. "If I wear a tank top around my horse, he would lick me down my cleavage."