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urban dictionary meme
16 years ago
A) Your name? Kelli
1. kelli
a person is stunningly beautiful and a person you always want to be with. a kelli has blonde hair and is kinda short. a kelli is funny and likes to eat a lot. a kelli likes to talk about sex all the time. a kelli is a all around amazing person.
Person 1: Hey. Look at that girl? Wow i wonder what her name is.
Person 2: Oh my god. I cant help myself from staring.
Person 3: Her name must be kelli.
(that was fucking creepy-true... except for the short part)
B) Your age? 24
1. 24
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.
(i think this show sucks)
C) One of your friends? Yuki
1. Yuki
1. Japanese word for snow
2. former member of malice mizer, a band in Japan full of really cool cross dressers. sometimes called a gothic band, which kind of fits it. (only former because band broke up) Yuki's classic item of clothes is his top hat
Yuki is the sexiest man on Earth! (In honor of Aja)
or
I love love to watch the yuki(snow) fall.
(my friend yuki is a girl)
D) What should you be doing? showering
1. showering
To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.
After Emmanuel talks to me he puts up his away message that says "showering"
(lol, hot)
E) Favorite color? red
1. red
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
F) Birthplace? Olympia
1. Olympia 73 up, 16 down love it hate it
The small, yet fabulous capital of Washington. Also referred to as "Capital City" or even "O-Town". We have art, drama, music, Greeners, and we pretty much take way to much pride calling ourselves "diverse". But, I guess you could say that. We have enough scene kids to fill a thousand shows (check out the Manium), enough meth addicts to fill a thousand re-habs, and more gay men than freakin' L.A.
Want a taste of Oly? Just go downtown.
But for reals, despite the mentally ill people on street corners, all the protests done by hippies, and the worst traffic you ever saw Lake Fair weekend, Olympia is about the most exciting place to be ever. Itâs the best place to see local bands and buy music at Rainy Day Records (Mostly Indie and Alternative stuff,) and several great theaters that convert to hot spots for shows in two seconds flat. (Note to reader, bring steel toed shoes for mosh-pits) And if you want to be an actor, there are more camps and workshops to attend then you will ever know. Unfortunately, this Olympia, and you'll never get anywhere. so if youâre looking for fame, try Seattle.
Kid 1-Hey, wanna go to Downtown Olympia?
Kid 2- Sure, Im in for some skanking.
Kid 1-Yeah, and we can kick the bum and steal his weed.
Kid 2-he sure has been down since he dropped out over Evergreen.
(jezus christ that was a long definition, but pretty much true... yeah thats where i live...)
G) Month of birth? January (there were a couple good ones for this)
1. January
The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesnt love January?
3. January
Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover
4. January
The month it is best to have ass sex
Im going to have ass sex in January
(HAHA, AWESOME)
H) Last person you talked to? Mick (this one is long, but interesting)
1. Mick
Derogatory word for Irish people.
The origin of the word is disputed. Some beliefs are that "mick" comes from the common "Mc" in many Irish names. McSorley, McNeil, McFlannagan, ect.
Others believe its related to the sound of a drunken hiccup. I was the captain *mick* of a ship *mick* for 3 years!!
Also, Mick is the word that "spick" came from.
Irish and Hispanics are both dominantly catholic. In the 1900's when Irish immigrants had pretty much been well established, but still hated by many Americans, was also the time when many Hispanic immigrants made their entry into America. They ended up sharing our churches, schools and neighborhoods due to the catholic faith and moral values we had in common. When early retard americans saw this, they bagan calling hispanics "spicks" (Like a spanish Mick).
Mick is also used between Irish friends and relatives in a playful and joking way.
Like "Joey, you stupid mick"
Also Mick is a word that Dutchman are afraid to use, cause they know that us Micks will tear em up. Like the guy "JESSIE" who posted earlier, they only say it on the web, or when we arent around.
"that damn mick"
"My cousin is one crazy mick"
I) One of your nicknames? Dream
1. dream
You see things; and you say, "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?"
somebody said that...I don't remember who...
2. dream
Something almost or impossible.
A> I bet that girl will give me her number in 5 minutes.
B> Dream...
(OMG THIS ONE IS AWESOME)
5. Dream
When you're asleep, you brain reaches for that hidden stash of drugs inside your head.
In my dream, I meant Sexking the sandwich keeper, who was a virgin, I got in the car and travelled with my parents to see the 4th of july christmas lights, I drove to china, I drowned in a slab of rock solid cement, some dude jacks a neighbors car and the neighbor came out and said "MY BANANNA JUST EXPLODED! GET HIM!", and my LA teacher convinced me that I was, infact, a gummi bear.
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
this was the best meme ive done in a while, thanks chris goodwin!
1. kelli
a person is stunningly beautiful and a person you always want to be with. a kelli has blonde hair and is kinda short. a kelli is funny and likes to eat a lot. a kelli likes to talk about sex all the time. a kelli is a all around amazing person.
Person 1: Hey. Look at that girl? Wow i wonder what her name is.
Person 2: Oh my god. I cant help myself from staring.
Person 3: Her name must be kelli.
(that was fucking creepy-true... except for the short part)
B) Your age? 24
1. 24
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.
(i think this show sucks)
C) One of your friends? Yuki
1. Yuki
1. Japanese word for snow
2. former member of malice mizer, a band in Japan full of really cool cross dressers. sometimes called a gothic band, which kind of fits it. (only former because band broke up) Yuki's classic item of clothes is his top hat
Yuki is the sexiest man on Earth! (In honor of Aja)
or
I love love to watch the yuki(snow) fall.
(my friend yuki is a girl)
D) What should you be doing? showering
1. showering
To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.
After Emmanuel talks to me he puts up his away message that says "showering"
(lol, hot)
E) Favorite color? red
1. red
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
F) Birthplace? Olympia
1. Olympia 73 up, 16 down love it hate it
The small, yet fabulous capital of Washington. Also referred to as "Capital City" or even "O-Town". We have art, drama, music, Greeners, and we pretty much take way to much pride calling ourselves "diverse". But, I guess you could say that. We have enough scene kids to fill a thousand shows (check out the Manium), enough meth addicts to fill a thousand re-habs, and more gay men than freakin' L.A.
Want a taste of Oly? Just go downtown.
But for reals, despite the mentally ill people on street corners, all the protests done by hippies, and the worst traffic you ever saw Lake Fair weekend, Olympia is about the most exciting place to be ever. Itâs the best place to see local bands and buy music at Rainy Day Records (Mostly Indie and Alternative stuff,) and several great theaters that convert to hot spots for shows in two seconds flat. (Note to reader, bring steel toed shoes for mosh-pits) And if you want to be an actor, there are more camps and workshops to attend then you will ever know. Unfortunately, this Olympia, and you'll never get anywhere. so if youâre looking for fame, try Seattle.
Kid 1-Hey, wanna go to Downtown Olympia?
Kid 2- Sure, Im in for some skanking.
Kid 1-Yeah, and we can kick the bum and steal his weed.
Kid 2-he sure has been down since he dropped out over Evergreen.
(jezus christ that was a long definition, but pretty much true... yeah thats where i live...)
G) Month of birth? January (there were a couple good ones for this)
1. January
The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesnt love January?
3. January
Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover
4. January
The month it is best to have ass sex
Im going to have ass sex in January
(HAHA, AWESOME)
H) Last person you talked to? Mick (this one is long, but interesting)
1. Mick
Derogatory word for Irish people.
The origin of the word is disputed. Some beliefs are that "mick" comes from the common "Mc" in many Irish names. McSorley, McNeil, McFlannagan, ect.
Others believe its related to the sound of a drunken hiccup. I was the captain *mick* of a ship *mick* for 3 years!!
Also, Mick is the word that "spick" came from.
Irish and Hispanics are both dominantly catholic. In the 1900's when Irish immigrants had pretty much been well established, but still hated by many Americans, was also the time when many Hispanic immigrants made their entry into America. They ended up sharing our churches, schools and neighborhoods due to the catholic faith and moral values we had in common. When early retard americans saw this, they bagan calling hispanics "spicks" (Like a spanish Mick).
Mick is also used between Irish friends and relatives in a playful and joking way.
Like "Joey, you stupid mick"
Also Mick is a word that Dutchman are afraid to use, cause they know that us Micks will tear em up. Like the guy "JESSIE" who posted earlier, they only say it on the web, or when we arent around.
"that damn mick"
"My cousin is one crazy mick"
I) One of your nicknames? Dream
1. dream
You see things; and you say, "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?"
somebody said that...I don't remember who...
2. dream
Something almost or impossible.
A> I bet that girl will give me her number in 5 minutes.
B> Dream...
(OMG THIS ONE IS AWESOME)
5. Dream
When you're asleep, you brain reaches for that hidden stash of drugs inside your head.
In my dream, I meant Sexking the sandwich keeper, who was a virgin, I got in the car and travelled with my parents to see the 4th of july christmas lights, I drove to china, I drowned in a slab of rock solid cement, some dude jacks a neighbors car and the neighbor came out and said "MY BANANNA JUST EXPLODED! GET HIM!", and my LA teacher convinced me that I was, infact, a gummi bear.
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
this was the best meme ive done in a while, thanks chris goodwin!
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