18. "Now it's a zero thousand dollar bonus."

17. "That's one of my life goals, in the next... soon."

16. "I'm prejudice against jeans."

15. "I want to dress up as a big HDMI port."

14. "I'm covered in pink."

13. "Please do not throw children into the water."

12. "Comedy minus time equals tragedy?"

11. "Your ear works as a cupholder!"

10. "Why are you taking creepy pictures of me?"

9. "I think I saw her ear. No, that's someone's hat."

8. "I'm carrying around one foot and I'm using it as a carrier bag for everybody's stuff."

7. "I'm apparently sexy enough to post on Twitter."

6. "Last I saw them, they were congregating around a giant inflatable panda."

5. "I'm going to put them on your tongue, okay?"

4. "I was just sitting here and she backed into me, I swear!"

3. "If you want to hump her, you can - I'll loan her to you."

2. "You don't want your pants falling off? I want your pants falling off!"

1. "Don't mind me, I'm just putting my hand down her shirt."