BASICS

What day are you getting there?
Thursday morning

How are you traveling?
A loaded down car

Where are you staying?
The Hyatte

Who will you be rooming with?
Booze

How long are you going?
Until I get banned


PERSONAL

What do you look like?
Trash

What is your gender?
Male

How tall are you?
A good height for 69

Can I talk to you?
No

Can I touch you?
Only emotionally

Can I hug or snuggle?
Do you want a sexual harassment suit?

Are you nice?
Im kinda an asshole


CONVENTION

Will you be mursuiting?
gross.


Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Locked in my room all alone

What is the best way to find you?
Follow the scent of anxiety and champagne

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Just yell "My balls are really musky right now. You should sniff them."

Are there any panels you might be attending?
How to quit the fandom

Will you be going to parties?
Im a preacher.

Will you be performing oral sex?
The line forms in the middle of the hotel lobby

What/where will you be eating?
Ass.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Nope.

Can I visit your room?
You should have gotten your access pass by now if you are on the list.

Can I buy you drinks?
Im rich, I dont need your charity

Can I give you stuff?
Helpful household hints only.

Can I take your picture?
No, my grandmother, before joining Dykes on bikes, was Amish, and as I am 1/19 Amish, I believe photos steal my soul.

What are your goals for the con this year?
Slut shame the mursuiters