38. "I'm a confused war ape."

37. "Rainbow Dash is headbanging!"

36. "I got three boings."

35. "Hey, sit on this."

34. "You're gonna get Rock Banned."

33. "I got crabbed! What went wrong?"

32. "It gives you a workout while you're eating it."

31. "His hat looks depressed."

30. "She's so mysteriously weird."

29. "The Animal Cracker Massacre of 2015!"

28. "I probably should have read what was on the phone first."

27. "If you trip, we all die, so bitch, don't."

26. "You look like moldy flowers."

25. "Damn, these bitches is wet as hell!"

24. "The narwhals are crying."

23. "Suicide Michigan!"

22. "You have intentionally engineered boobs."

21. "We could carrier pigeon clues over."

20. "Everything is so colorful and sugary!"

19. "You're not as sour as you used to be."

18. "I hope it's little tacos filled with candy."

17. "It tastes like a desert - the tastiest desert ever!"

16. "People don't kill people, drums kill people."

15. "I love the Korean rapping going on in the background."

14. "He's my Craigslist stalker."

13. "You take the top off and push it!"

12. "That's, like, the third thing I've eaten off the floor."

11. "I thought you were eating a mini football."

10. "Tuesday is the only day I dress in drag."

9. "Why are my pants wet?"

8. "I feel like this microphone is judging my life."

7. "Look how happy my goats are."

6. "Two goats for a parrot - is that a fair trade?"

5. "Is it because we came from the same uterus?"

4. "Oh, that's why I wrote 'penis'!"

3. "These are the biggest cows known to man, or we're the smallest men known to cows."

2. "Just throw a fish head over it if it's inappropriate."

1. "She was cute until her jaw fell off."