You furries are getting crazier as time goes on. Proof? I got 24 quotes at MFF 2014.

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52. "I was mauled by a cackle."

51. "It's made of a special thing called... Aluminum."

50. "Rudolph the Rollin' Reindeer."

49. "He's spinning anti-counter-clockwise."

48. "I need an air horn right now."

47. "Coffee doesn't agree with foxy."

46. "You messed it up, woman. Man. Whatever you are."

45. "It was not even close to being even close."

44. "I can listen to thunder and draw gore!"

43. "You have the ability to materialize sandwiches?"

42. "It's the mystery of the missing shoe."

41. "I strive for greatness, but fail."

40. "Instead of bread, use a different kind of meat."

39. "You know it's the executive wing when the elevator reads to you."

38. "The Muppet always fucking wins."

37. "I'm trying to find the one that will not work the least."

36. "This is not supposed to be on the Internet."

35. "They're not really strategically placed; they're more anatomically placed."

34. "I wanna pinch his cheeks and smoosh them together and say, 'Now boys, kiss!'"

33. "I applaud anyone in food service who hasn't killed someone, because I didn't make it."

32. "Pez dispensers terrified me as a kid."

31. "Stop failing me, Internet!"

30. "Who are you? You're too far away and I'm still drunk."

29. "I can't eat this. Well, I could try, but it probably wouldn't taste very good."

28. "I'm never going to remember any of your big metric words."

27. "You usually finish without me."

26. "Is anyone else's hands sticky?"

25. "That's the most Viking thing I've heard all day."

24. "The Cap'n Crunch was just as rough coming up as going down."

23. "You're a fat spectrum."

22. "Apparently in China, tigers come from eggs."

21. "Big meaty walls. That's what people are."

20. "It's, like, this fucking thick."

19. "Look at all the fox I give."

18. "If you're going to collapse, please collapse onto a bed."

17. "I cannot feel feelings because I am drunk."

16. "If you can fit that inside of you, you're an official furry."

15. "What I'm saying is, I don't like pants."

14. "I wanted that to end as awkwardly as possible."

13. "You've never seen him with his shirt off?"

12. "I can't clap for shit!"

11. "I'm trying to operate my phone with my face."

10. "I'm not allowed near puppets anymore."

9. "It's kind of hard to be weirded out by anything in a place like this."

8. "Hey, the clothes are still on, okay?"

7. "You want your hands closer to the fox butt than mine."

6. "Hey, do you remem... Wait, no, you probably don't remember anything from last night."

5. "It feels good, but it's weird."

4. "Trying to get drunk on Bud Light is like trying to get to the Grand Canyon on a tricycle - it's gonna take a while."

3. "Freakin' you don't get pants either!"

2. "Judging by smell, this was probably worn by a dolphin."

1. "How many nipples would be involved in that shirtless fight? It would be an odd number somehow."