As told by  cobrasatoshi and  journeymanic

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[3:26:34 PM] Al: They'd freaking remove Nyxis’s eyepatch.

[3:26:53 PM] Kane: THEY WOULD

[3:27:15 PM] Al: "Edit some bangs in front of it. Make her look sassy!"
[3:27:47 PM] Al: Now while she does have sass that's not Nyx!

[3:29:33 PM] Kane: Her disease is simply a magical curse put on her by an evil dragon king

[3:30:16 PM] Al: Which of course will be cured.

[3:30:32 PM] Kane: By the power of love
[3:31:02 PM] Kane: And Eflasia's sacrifice is too depressing
[3:31:17 PM] Kane: Have her fall in a coma like sleep

[3:32:48 PM] Al: And of course we can't have an asexual princess of dubious morals and expect her to be one of the good guys.

[3:33:21 PM] Kane: SHE'S IN LOVE WITH SPARK, TJE LIGHTNING POWERED HERO
[3:33:45 PM] Kane: Or Ike, the suave human
[3:33:54 PM] Kane: Awkward love triangle!
[3:34:37 PM] Kane: IT'S COMEDY. IT'S SERIOUS TOO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[3:35:05 PM] Al: But Ike can't be attracted to them because we don't want to promote beastiality.

[3:35:15 PM] Kane: PFFFFFF
[3:35:19 PM] Kane: HOLY SHIT
[3:35:36 PM] Kane: 4kids you sneaky devils

[3:35:47 PM] Al: Someone would say it. You know they would.

[3:35:53 PM] Kane: Always on the look out for kids
[3:36:25 PM] Kane: OH OH
[3:36:35 PM] Kane: And King Kade never dies no no
[3:36:45 PM] Kane: He's KIDNAPPED OH NO
[3:37:17 PM] Kane: Or went on a spiritual journey and NEVER CAME BACK

[3:38:36 PM] Al: But how do we accidentally implement [FANFICTION SPOILERS] in his death?

[3:40:31 PM] Kane: Accidentally? Well have him be seen with this evil dragon king! FRAMING EPISODE

[3:46:57 PM] Kane: "That human can't be trusted! I saw him talking with the dragon king!"

"But he wasn't with him! I sae it with my own two eyes!"

"And how can we trust the blithering dolt Spark? He's almost as bad as the human!"

"Those two are like black cats on a Friday, bad luck!"

[3:47:11 PM] Kane: Oh
[3:47:33 PM] Kane: Ohhh the terrible 80s puns and children's toilet insults

[3:48:28 PM] Al: Who's Spark? Cobra?
[3:48:59 PM] Kane: Yes. They changed his name because it was too scary and intimidating
[3:49:13 PM] Kane: Spark Strider

[3:50:23 PM] Alr: ....really?

[3:52:23 PM] Kane: Yes really
[3:52:58 PM] Kane: We have to keep it American. Satohira will confuse the children

[3:57:09 PM] Al: Or you know make them want to learn something.

[3:57:45 PM] Kane: The only thing they need to learn are good morals
[3:57:56 PM] Kane: Like not judging a book by its cover
[3:58:05 PM] Kane: Or how to stand up for yourself

[4:00:38 PM] Al: But it's not okay for the human to fall for one of them cause that's confusing.