Stolen from  Necrodrone13 'cause apparently I'm a follower! >:(

Sexual orientation: Heterosmexual

How often do you think about sex: Rather frequently

How often do you HAVE sex: Right now maybe once or twice every other week on average.

Worst sexual experience: The first time. I had to hide in the girl's basement for about half an hour until their maid left. Then there was bleeding. And a friend came early to pick me up, and yelled upstairs to hurry, and she (being the genius she was) yelled down, "He's coming!". xD But Chinese food came next, so it's all good! Bad time. Good memory.

Cybersex? Phone sex?: Phone sex. Much more fun in my opinion. Doesn't take three hours either.

Casual sex: Yes please

What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: Beat it like it owes you money.

Sex toys and related fetish accessories: Not really my thing. I've used a cock ring once before, but that's about it.

Least sexiest body part: Not sure... guess I'm not really a fan of feet, but I don't dislike them.

Favorite body type: Don't have one.

Body hair: On girls? No thank you. I mean some hair in some places is alright, but let's not get carried away. >_>

Monogamy or polygamy?: Polygamy now. Monogamy later, with the right lady.

Underwear: I like a girl in those booty shorts kinda things.

Pornographic or erotic: For what purpose? Porn for beatin' it, erotic for the sake of art, I guess.

How large is your porn collection?: Vast, and varied. I'm a pack rat, and porn is no exception.

Favorite hair color: Don't have one

Kissing or cuddling?: Both, depends on the mood.

Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: No difference to me.

Most attractive anthro/furry creature: Uuum... Megido... definitely Megido. *nod* But seriously... x3 ... I like cows a lot, and a smattering of others.

Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: *shrug* I'm only interested in the ones I like.