OK SO LIKE MY FRIEND FELIX IS REALLY LIKE CUTE AND MURRY PURR AND STUFF AND I LIKE HIS TAIL AND I WANNA BRUSH IT AND SOMETIMES HE LETS ME BRUSH IT BUT I WANT TO YOU KNOW DO MORE THAN JUST BRUSH I WANNA GET ALL YIFFTASTIC BUT HE WONT DO IT HE WONT LET ME ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS EATING CHICKENS AND BUTTERFLIES AND I TOLD HIM IF HE DIDNT LET ME YIFF HIS PURPLE BUTT I WOULD MAKE A BIG ANGRY JOURNAL ABOUT IT AND HE DIDNT AND IM SO MAD RIGH TNOW IM HYPERFVNETILATING AND HAVING A REAL PICNIC ATTACK PLS JUST LET ME RP I WANT TO COMPLETE MY LIFE I CANT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT YOU STUPID FOX GOSH GOLLY IM SO FURIOUS THAT I MIGHT NOT EVEN MASTURBATE 6 TIMES TONIGHT MAYBE ONLY FIVE JUST WOW IM SO ANGRY WOW
























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