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16 years ago
I have a headache, I am tired, and frustrated at nothing.
Here's some stupid internet things:
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (I haven't tried, but I'm sure I can, I can eat a bowl of soup and a baby sized burrito in a single sitting.)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 6
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (my late grandmother used to...)
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4
Russian
[x] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time (I am so competitive)
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y, oo.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have/had blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken. (I LIEK CHICKIN)
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math. (I used to be)
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese. (EVERYONE thinks this, because I am tall and blonde. lol, no)
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2
German
[ ] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 5
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2
Oh lol.
Sexual orientation: Undecided. Is that an option?
How often do you think about sex: At least once a day.
How often do you HAVE sex: When in a relationship, at least one day out of the week, several times a day... but right now, since I am single, not a lot. :(
Worst sexual experience: Well, this fella I was dating once was really abusive sexually and it started migrating to outside the bedroom. Once we went to a park, and he kept asking me for a quickie, and I refused repeatedly. Basically, he tried to finger me in a park against my will and I had to force him to stop.
Cybersex? Phone sex?: I think this shit is stupid and useless.
Casual sex: Not a fan.
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: taking a shower/bath.
Sex toys and related fetish accessories: I have two dildos, which can double as vibrators, and a corset. I love using duct tape and zipties for binding, and want to try rope. Fuzzy handcuffs would be good, better than the metal ones I've tried.
Least sexiest body part: I really am not a fan of the anus.
Favorite body type: anyone taller than me, I like masculine men, but apart from that I don't have much of a preference.
Body hair: Yes please.
Underwear: On me or them? Hehehe. I like black lacy stuff... on me. On them, whatever works best.
Pornographic or erotic: Erotic... I don't really like porn, I like burlesque, artsy stuff.
How large is your porn collection?: Nonexistant. Literally.
Kissing or cuddling?: Cuddling... soft kisses is nice, too.
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: I am most attracted to folks who are either white or middle eastern. x| But ultimately it doesn't matter, I'm attracted to who I'm attracted to.
Most attractive anthro/furry creature: Do tieflings count?
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: Uhm... a man got off to sneezing, Gerard Depardieu (French actor with a large nose) was on Jay Leno (I think? or some other late night talk show), and they called this man, and he asked Depardieu to sneeze for him, and you could hear him orgasm.
Here's some stupid internet things:
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (I haven't tried, but I'm sure I can, I can eat a bowl of soup and a baby sized burrito in a single sitting.)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 6
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (my late grandmother used to...)
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4
Russian
[x] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time (I am so competitive)
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y, oo.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have/had blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken. (I LIEK CHICKIN)
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math. (I used to be)
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese. (EVERYONE thinks this, because I am tall and blonde. lol, no)
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2
German
[ ] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 5
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2
Oh lol.
Sexual orientation: Undecided. Is that an option?
How often do you think about sex: At least once a day.
How often do you HAVE sex: When in a relationship, at least one day out of the week, several times a day... but right now, since I am single, not a lot. :(
Worst sexual experience: Well, this fella I was dating once was really abusive sexually and it started migrating to outside the bedroom. Once we went to a park, and he kept asking me for a quickie, and I refused repeatedly. Basically, he tried to finger me in a park against my will and I had to force him to stop.
Cybersex? Phone sex?: I think this shit is stupid and useless.
Casual sex: Not a fan.
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: taking a shower/bath.
Sex toys and related fetish accessories: I have two dildos, which can double as vibrators, and a corset. I love using duct tape and zipties for binding, and want to try rope. Fuzzy handcuffs would be good, better than the metal ones I've tried.
Least sexiest body part: I really am not a fan of the anus.
Favorite body type: anyone taller than me, I like masculine men, but apart from that I don't have much of a preference.
Body hair: Yes please.
Underwear: On me or them? Hehehe. I like black lacy stuff... on me. On them, whatever works best.
Pornographic or erotic: Erotic... I don't really like porn, I like burlesque, artsy stuff.
How large is your porn collection?: Nonexistant. Literally.
Kissing or cuddling?: Cuddling... soft kisses is nice, too.
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: I am most attracted to folks who are either white or middle eastern. x| But ultimately it doesn't matter, I'm attracted to who I'm attracted to.
Most attractive anthro/furry creature: Do tieflings count?
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: Uhm... a man got off to sneezing, Gerard Depardieu (French actor with a large nose) was on Jay Leno (I think? or some other late night talk show), and they called this man, and he asked Depardieu to sneeze for him, and you could hear him orgasm.
