The song in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy_JlG7C-T8

Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch

"Safety Dance" by Men With Hats

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I fully agree with this

Yes, please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz5UTprkIX0

This is going to show my age, but I suggest "Happy Together" by The Turtles. :)

I will also show my age and add my vote for this

New earworm..

"Me n' You an' You n' Me.."

"Ev'rybody sing together, just like a Big Rock Show!"

- Zappa & the Mothers (I think it was the White Album).... 7@=Q

Something with lots of humming. That'll make her happy.

"Hnm... only two come to mind immediately... "The Hills are Alive" from the Sound of Music... or... "The Rain in Spain" from My Fair Lady

I'd vote something from an old Rodgers and Hammerstein musical, or do a rendition of "Singing in the Rain".

"The Hills are Alive...With the Sound of Ogres!"

Not Ogres - TROLLS!!

Sorry, non sequitor to an old boardgame called Titan. In the game you recruit trolls in Hill hexes. Trolls are recruited in Swamp Hexes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr6qr1AWRko perhaps? It's quite trippy.

that's a good one... considering her little stint in an alternate reality

bicycle race, by queen.

https://youtu.be/zQqfVt6mOnc Give her a hallucinatory friend to sing and dance along with. Gene Kelly FTW.

Tiny tim's having a wonderful time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nwhyLGkWW0

https://youtu.be/HHgNHneZ6WM

"Riptide" by Vance Joy ^^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ_1HMAGb4k

Just something about it. ^^

"Don't Stop Me Now" or "I Want To Break Free" by Queen.

"Any Way You Want It" by Journey.

"Touch-a-touch-a-touch-a-touch Me" from Rocky Horror. (Or, maybe even better, "Sweet Transvestite".)

"(Come On Baby) Light My Fire" by The Doors.

"I Just Had Sex" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

LOL that video

It is full of win and awesome.

How about...

Internet Porn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxYVBNhJ3pc

Do You Take It https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlj7zNdHv30 (I have memories of singing that with my boyfriend on the return leg of a boring school trip to NYC... three hours on a bus full of uptight kids, argh, it's amazing we didn't sing other things)

... maybe I should stop now. I think I need coffee... XD

Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves.

Oooh good call!

Yeah, I'm going to have to second this one.

Que Sera, Sera https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azxoVRTwlNg

Either "Dancing Queen" by Abba, or "In the Navy" by the Village People

Obviously, it should be White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane

Good one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S9X1DfLJ7U

Cindi Lauper's "Girls Just Want to Have Fun."

How about Dancing Queen from Abba?

Gimme, gimme, gimme, your love after midnight...

As a fan of the Lion king, I have to suggest "l'v got a lovely bunch of coconuts" just because it's so far out of left field.

It has to be "AIIIIIIIYEEEEEEEE...WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU...." (insert fractured notes here)

Steady on - this is a comic strip, not a video nasty

in the BG of the last panel we can see the facility manager sweeping up a heap of broken notes...

The only thing my brain will let me think of is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NQ3kXLKfDM

The Pokemon theme or the Digimon theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3yCcXgbKrE

Good choice!

Oh yeah!!!

I agree! I can just see her singing "I see trees of green..." since she's tripping :)

But since she's tripping, wouldn't it be more like,

"I see trees of blue. Plaid roses, too!
I see them zoom, around me and you.
And I think to myself, what a wonderful drug!"

Okay, I'll leave now. :)

The Scotsman song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM

Or: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yw0bLHTOb0

I like to move it from Madagascar 2 or Madagascar 3

Aha Take on me :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bChhYS5Wh-I

https://youtu.be/cCffVry2Ow4

This one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IpP3bc4AU0

Not only the lyrics are clearly written under the influence, the song is *extremely* recognizable.

"High on a Happy Vibe" - Urban Cookie Collective Vibe
https://youtu.be/mH7Mn5fHmNI

How about the old classic 'The Candy Man Can' from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Seems appropriate, just change Candy Man to Candi Bun :)

MacArthur Park.

Seeing Candi get emotional over the cake in the rain should be something...

Carpenters "close to you"

She can sing "why do birds suddenly appear..."
And a bunch of birds can be like "we were at the table in the corner the whole time!"

Walk like an Egyptian.

Rickroll em!

Given that she's doped up on Vicodin... has to be something surreal - but it should also be something cheerfully sappy because she is -very- happy at the moment. Livin' in the Sunlight fills the bill nicely, but anything that covers those requirements should work.

Hooked on a Feeling?

Smile.dk - Butterfly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_qwUS8Uqjg

A lot of good song choices here, but some folks clearly do not know how Vicodin affects a person. You don't want a "bouncing off the walls" song -- the opposite would be more appropriate. Something like Mellow Yellow.

I remember my own experience some 40-odd years ago of being prescribed Vicodin for the very first time, though I forget exactly what was causing my pain (probably an ear infection, since I'm prone to those).

But I do clearly recall that after the stuff took affect, I was swaying back and forth a lot and I couldn't stop singing this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf9Lsd6uh-o

I admit, I was thinking this would lead into a Sound of Music type thing but when I saw The Safety Dance I suddenly thought of irony being she gets injured again while high on pain killer.

I thought of Amy Schumer's Milk Milk Lemonade https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeiSx5MNDvg because of your strong yellow color scheme, but ah... you'd lose the G rating and it's not actually all that funny in this context, so I wouldn't recommend it.

For a G rating... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYrkQL1bX4A (the original, not-mash-up, Cooking by the Book, from Lazy Town.)

It's a small world after all! XD

"The Java Jive"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6IUqrFHjw

("I like coffee, I like tea...")

Seconded. Even better and more appropriate than "Scotch & Soda." Especially with that coffee pot in her hand!

Whoops Mr. Moto, I'm a coffee pot...

Fluffy Pink Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows!

Or...

Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves by Cher

“Escape (The Piña Colada Song)," Rupert Holmes I'm going old school.

My initial thought, which is fitting if not terribly funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O63COyZlTyU

Or Space Oddity, since we know Major Tom's a junkie.

Then I thought Lovin' Spoonful, for the gamers in your audience:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

very danceable

How about this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRgWvvkSvfk

Billy Jean by Michael Jackson, or ABC by The Jackson Five.

Has anyone ever suggested "Get Happy" by the Partridge Family? It sounds perfect for someone who is happy and high on medication. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUJIRujygvY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnk8SKD9zcA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8LFNUr3vw this one fits perfectly in my opinion

Any of Petula Clark's greatest hits. Such as: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGXRqzQJFzQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hRSfvpOz4A

I Love To Singa - Owl Jolson (1936)

Ohhh so many ideas!

The Beautiful Briny Sea:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frfadf6LjmE

Always I Want to Be With You:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MC0G-Lbuuk

I'M FEELIN, A LITTLE PECULIAR:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32FB-gYr49Y

..Okay so maybe the last one I just can't help but post everywhere because it's so freakin' funny and isn't really a suggestion, but who cares? It's always worth a watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4

The Piña Colada Song.

dunno if already suggested:

kinda Pervy: I tough my self (I forgot the woman that sang it)

Trippy: Incense and Peppermints Or Lucy in the Sky

Funny: Anything by Weird Al Yankovic

Maybe its summer and she thinks its July 4th and sings the National Anthem?

How about music from Tiny Toon Adventures or Animaniacs or Friendship is Magic? :)

Trippy: Incense and Peppermints Or Lucy in the SkyOh, yeah!

^_^

For kinda pervy, did you mean "I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls?

I guess I forget who it was

On Vicodin at work? she would probably sing this!:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OO9LloDSJo

what everyone else would be singing, though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72d4THmJ4ug

Space Unicorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17o1OlroNSE

Oh Land - White Nights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LcL7MAqwOc

Alizee - Blonde (nothing like breaking into French)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJpVlFMHz1E

Julie Brown - 'Cause I'm A Blonde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ol4oWChjzk

B-52's - Topaz (my fav abstract song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjyJ7pSUnYU

Finally, because Candi is a waitress
Puffy AmiYumi - Cake is Love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeQVOV8yMvQ

"Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen

"The Lady is a Tramp."

Candyman

And she can tease the men sitting at the tables about being her candyman -- never mind their wives or girlfriends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU

MacArthur Park is always a good one!

or try Sunshine on my Shoulders.

Although how you're going to choose from all these suggestions is beyond me...

Candi could have her Top 40 Hit countdown...

either candyman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYihDAhVPko
or
I gotta be me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl4SRVXgGiI

this one fits Perfectly. plus Jonathan Coulton is a singer/songwriter who releases his songs via the Creative Commons license
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knzMFC6s4Bw

Housemate suggests:'Acres of Clams' for out of context weirdness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJmfz37W_94

I think 'Sunshine Superman' myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCQ0LmZkSjQ

I'm gonna jump on the "Safety Dance" bandwagon, because I love Men Without Hats, if it'll tip the balance.

But to suggest my own, how do I decide on one (that isn't hideously obscure)? Let's see...

"You spin me round (like a record)" by Dead or Alive?

"The Look" by Roxette?

"Fireflies" by Owl City?

Um, "Magic Dance" by David Bowie from Labyrinth

I don't know, never mind me. Forget I said anything.

I'm Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wSzBGZwWD4

:)

Considering her condition, it should be something light but non-sensical...where she gets a few of the words wrong, and can't seem to get out of the first verse or so.


"...Puff!!! ... the magic rainbow, lives by the sea,
and trollops with an august wrist
in the land of honey beeeeees....whooo!"

The Hamster Dance comes to mind.

Never been on Vicodin, but heavy duty steroids, plus caffiene, minus sleep divided by three days somehow makes Arfenhouse and Baman+Piderman into abstract intellectual and philosophical guides.

Make that someone reading the owners' manual to her microwave oven in a language she doesn't understand set to the Hamster Dance and we may have something. :P



 VulpesRex Has a good idea too. Silly song, get the words mixed up and sing it aloud BEFORE she can realize that it'll be an embarrasing moment that will haunt her for decades!




....my opinion.

For pure silliness, Banana Man by Tally Hall is fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8sUC-dsW8A

Is also one of those songs you'll probably come back to just for amusement.

Actually, Banana Man might be perfect, especially if a customer comes in through the door and Candi sees them as the Banana Man. The imagery has the potential of being hilarious, not to mention Candi's potential behavior. Good call.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f_Vjz66gh8 :}

"Lovely bunch of coconuts" or "Banana phone" might fit. Then again, she could sing an uncoordinated, unintentional medly of songs that she both knows and doesn't know the words to, takes verses out of order, repeats lyrics, and even mispronounces some of the words. Just so long as there isn't a Burger King on fire singing "What is love?". Y'know...like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGvZa3tiYwY

Almost forgot about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zidiWe9yq88

YOSHI JUICE FOR EVERYONE!

How about : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JCLY0Rlx6Q

I would suggest Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round

Jesus is just Alright with me
From the 80s

I was going to say Johny Paycheck's 'Take this job and shove it', but she's in too good a mood, so Helen Reddying's 'I am woman'

"Blister on the Sun" cause she seems to be under a lot of pressure and she might want to go wild.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F54zs-M1Sgg

"You Gotta Have A Gimick" from "Gypsy". Or "Yellow Submarine" by you-know-who. Or maybe "I Am The Walrus", instead. Or "Let's Make The Water Turn Black" by Frank Zappa. "Then there's "Take Another Piece Of My Heart' by Janus Joplin. Or, if you really want the customers to turn on her, "Marzy Dotes" (Marzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddle lamzy ivy. A kiddly ivy to, wouldn't you? Oooohhhh....). Then again, maybe not. Heck, have her sing "Shaving Cream".

I did think of the Mares Eat Oats song....

PS- "Minnie The Moocher"! Yeah!

PPS- "Tiptoe Thru The Tulips".... Naw.

how about Anne-Frid Lyngstad, "I know there's something going on" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_b3EHeLlz0 she could beat the percussions on a table with her shoes... would be epic. :)

speaking of epic... Deep purple's "Sweet child in time". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfAWReBmxEs maybe too heavy... but, still.

9 to 5.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-gqMpZroy8

"Candy Man" from Charlie & the Chocolate Factory?

"Call Any Vegetable" - Zappa & the Mothers?

(or perhaps "Penguin in Bondage"?) 7@=Q

Greetings Dustmeat!

For a psychedelic feeling I suggest, "Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf, or, "Growers Of Mushroom" by Leaf Hound.

If she is feeling frisky then, "It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls.

If after while she comes down and gets depressed, I suggest, "Damn Right I Got the Blues" by Buddy Guy.

Of course, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" from the Wizard of Oz would definitely fit in with black and white to colored change technique you used, which also used in that film.

I look forward to seeing what happens.

Somewhere over the rainbow

Merry Un-birthday

Merry-go round Broke down

Little teapot

Pink Elephants (Disney)

I just thought of another song, one that's really annoying, too- Wildman Fischer's "Mary-Go-Round". You "sing" it "Mary-go, Mary-go, Mary-go-round BOOP! BOOP! BOOP!" hoarsly at the top of your lungs, just like Wildman did. It creates a big laugh, and sometimes an angry mob, too. Go to YouTube and give it a listen.