After taking my dogs to see the vet recently, one of them got a prescription. Since the dog antibiotics were the same as human antibiotics, at least in this case, I was able to take my dog prescription to my regular pharmacy, which seemed like a strange process to me, even if it wasn't really. I didn't give it much thought afterward, until I glimpsed at the pharmacy receipt, which combined the doggie's name with mine, written out to...

Dash Schwartz

I liked the sound out it. It comes off like the protagonist of a budget video game. Dash likes his pills fine (I don't - they're those nasty eggy-smelling antibiotics) 'cause he gets them wrapped in a piece of lunchmeat or cheese.